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THAT BROKE UP WITH HER STEADY.
YEP, HE SURE DID.
OK, CLIFFO.
YEAH?
I CAN ONLY SAY I'M BOTH SHOCKED AND DISMAYED.
AND I'M NOT, SO IT'S EVEN LESS...
IF THE MAN WASN'T DEAD.
THAT'S GOOD. HOW CLOSE ARE YOU?
HERE, WATCH THIS.
THERE MUST BE AT LEAST FOUR INCHES OF FEATHERS DOWN THERE.
* YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE *
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
WATCH THIS.
COACH, YOU KNOW YOU'RE ONLY TWO AWAY NOW.
GO SKIING, AND MELT A FEW SNOW BUNNIES.
I HAD ONE THIS WEEK.
WELL, THEN, I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
YOU MIGHT FIND IN A CAVE
DAMN TROPICAL DRINKS.
YEAH, I HOPE YOU CATCH A PUCK...
THIS TIME HE'S GONE.
OK.
ANYWAY, I'M GONNA BE STAYING IN MY AUNT'S HOUSE.
DIDN'T I TELL YOU, CLIFF?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, CARLA.
ON A SEMI-HARMLESS SKI WEEKEND WITH MY BUDDIES"?
PERHAPS, JUST PERHAPS, I'LL GO THERE TOMORROW
BEFORE I GET MY CUE STICK CHALKED.
"CLIFF"? SAY, UH...
THEY RENT A CHALET,
HEY, NORM, WHERE WERE YOU?
I KNOW WHERE THEY'RE THE BEST IN TOWN.
YOU KNOW HOW CARELESS AND INSENSITIVE
UH-UH, PAL, YOU GET YOUR OWN DATE.
THIS IS WHEN HE GOES AWAY ON HIS SKI TRIP.
I GOT A FUNERAL WAITING FOR ME.
UH...50, 40, 50 YEARS.
MY CONDOLENCES IN YOUR TIME OF SORROW.
I TOUCH NO ONE, AND NO ONE TOUCHES ME.