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DESERVE IT? YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TALKING TO ME

OK, OK, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

ALL RIGHT, ONLY IF YOU DO THAT TRICK

STATES IN PART, AND I QUOTE,

OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

I HAD TO LIE TO YOU. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

THE FAT END YOU SAY, HUH?

WELL, I'M OFF AGAIN.

BEFORE IT HIT ME--

HELLO THERE, SAM!

WHAT? YOU WANT TO SHOOT POOL WITH ME?

I MEAN, ALL THAT CRAP ABOUT CALLING THE NEWSPAPER,

YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL

I BELIEVE CARLA SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

WELL, THAT'S COMFORTING.

YOU KNOW, I WAS ALMOST ALL THE WAY UP THERE THIS TIME

EVERY TIME I WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR,

* MAKIN' YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY *

WHAT SKI WEEKEND?

WHO'S YOUR FUNNY FRIEND HERE?

I'LL CALL YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS, OK?

SAM SAYS HIS UNCLE NATHAN UP IN VERMONT

AND UNCLE NATHAN MARRIED?

AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE STUCK HERE.

WE DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP TOGETHER.

A LOT SMARTER THAN THIS UNCLE'S FUNERAL THING.

SO EVEN IF I WERE,

I WAS A TREE SURGEON.

DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE A CHILD?

YOUR VIEWS ARE INCREDIBLY PRIMITIVE.

YOU'RE NOT SECOND BEST, PAL.