Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'VE GOT TO GO TO VERMONT.
FOR EXAMPLE, IF ONE OF US WERE TO LIE TO THE OTHER NOW,
WHERE YOU JAM THE CUES UP YOUR NOSTRILS
BEFORE CLOSING TIME.
BOOF! BOOF! BOOF!
HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME LIKE THAT!
YEAH. LIKE, JUST THE OTHER DAY, I MESSED UP,
LIKE A MOTHER TALKS TO HER CHILD.
YOU CAN FOOL AROUND WITH EVERY WOMAN IN VERMONT.
AND FIVE GLASSES TO GO.
COME ON, LET'S GO GET A BURGER.
OUR LIVES WOULD BE DIMINISHED BEYOND REDEMPTION.
NO ARGUMENT THERE.
OH, THANKS.
UH, NO, I DON'T.
BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS.
ISN'T GOING TO BE TOO TRAUMATIC FOR ANN MARIE.
I DIDN'T FOOL AROUND THAT MUCH.
I DIDN'T CALL.
COME ON, I WAS THREE MILES AWAY FROM MY AUNT'S HOUSE,
DON'T USE THAT TONE OF VOICE ON ME. I HATE THAT. DON'T.
YOU'RE ACES.
"UNIFORM SHIRT SHALL BE BUTTONED UP TO, AND INCLUDING,
HEY, HOLD ON THERE, SPORT.
ALL RIGHT, YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
SAM, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN VERY CLOSE WITH YOUR UNCLE.
HEY, NORM, HEARD A GREAT JOKE
MY, MY.
GEORGIE, MY MAN!
ALL RIGHT. SCARF CITY.
I COULD CHECK ON IT IN A MINUTE.
WHAT SKI TRIP?
CLIFFIE, I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL.
DIANE, THIS IS NOT ONE OF THE WORLD'S GREAT GOOD-BYES HERE.
OK, FINE.
GLAD TO HEAR IT.
COME ON. REALLY.
WELL...YEAH, ALL RIGHT--
OK, HA!