Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's ridiculous. They should at least be able to try out.
I'm relaxing, I'm getting blackout drunk, and you're leaving me alone.
I don't know, dude. Look at all the people.
Are you planning on getting yourself locked in the bathroom...
Yeah. I'll take a knee.
My skin's not tight.
You can kick a football. You're better at sports than Mac and Dennis.
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Not again!
Hmm, I should've popped my shirt off. Goddamn it.
There's nothing kicking in yet?
Spoken like a true champion. You just might make the team.
No. This is gonna be exactly like Woodstock. Oh, is it?
Guess I'll be getting further than you after all.
Hey. Can we talk to the Green Man? Just go. Thank you. Can we... Guys mind...
You spent half your life in a back brace. Your body's, like, 90% scoliosis, Dee.
I'm starting to feel it. Mmm! I bet you are, bud.
How you feeling? Annoyed.
because you're standing next to me, you're talking to me.
Frank gave me some acid, and it's like... whoo! Oh, Jesus.
Do you not think the first thing they're gonna do to weed people out is make you run?
Donovan McNabb is gonna be giving us a motivational speech. I know, dude.
'Cause, like, I'm here to relax and have a good time.
the New Kids on the Block makes it onto the Eagles? I saw that.
She did a very good job. Yeah. She's talented.
No. I'm not setting anything up, all right? I'm sitting in my chair.
and I'll be on the Eagles.
Oh, you sick son of a bitch, dude!
let's pick out some gear, pick a partner... hitting drills!
I’m drinking Shark Zero I’m listening to Def Leppard and you’re leaving me alone
Remember, guys Real champs eat at McDonald's.
I’m sitting in the backyard, I’m listening to Rush You’re leaving me alone
When did we start arguing all the time and fighting? This isn't like us!
I think he took a dump in there.
Nice.
There's people playing football right next to us. Like there's no room to drink.