Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just don't let anybody open those curtains.

and you thought you'd seen every lovely, exquisite

If you show me around the ship once, Gopher,

We have a lot in common.

I don't want to hurt you.

Hey, you know what you need?

or to take his jet to the ranch.

STEVE: Bye-bye. Bye.

sensitivity, comedy, drama.

KROLLER: Taffi, you've got to keep Captain Stubing busy.

who's in the business.

Well, that... That's it.

All right, gentlemen, let's go.

Oh, Alan, for heaven's sake, we're here for the sun.

Oh, I think that's wonderful!

Good morning, Miss McCoy.

I could've reached right out and grabbed it.

It's kind of sneaky, but...

BRICKER: Uh, excuse me, I'm the ship's doctor.

Uh, watch the door.

She's quite a girl.

It's nice to meet you.

What a question.

and I don't know who she is.

( Roz and William laughing )

Let's leave it to the director, okay?

There are a lot of things I'm gonna tell her.

Oh, thanks. I'm having fun.

♪ Soon will be making Another run ♪

Terrific. See you later.

try your best to work it out.

you're the most attractive man on this entire ship?

He needed someone to talk to.

that you've just helped me see.

right this very minute,

Marcel Marceau.

What do I have to do to prove that I love you?

Unfortunately, I don't have enough time

Well, I mean, your laryngitis. It's gone.

And Gopher. Hi, Jenny.

Well, that's fantastic.

STUBING: Yes. GOPHER: and open the vault.

KROLLER: Has Ox finished putting the bugs in Roz and Bill's cabin yet?

Oh, I'm sure I will.

Ox, you promised not to think this month.

I still can't get over it.

Cathy, I've been doing a lot of thinking on this cruise.

Well, why don't you sit down, join us for a drink?

JULIE: You're in Cabin 330 on the Fiesta Deck.

Oh, you guys have great costumes.

The drill burnt out.

Steve and I went to the same school for the blind.

It's lovely, isn't it?

Makes you sound like Robert Redford.

I'll see if I can turn this off.

Come on, it'd be nice to have somebody to talk to

They're in Ox's bag.

Steve, you of all people...

( foghorn blowing )

Mm. Well, you're a great girl too.

Well, what do you think?

Now all we have to do is keep tabs on them.

a couple of soliloquies, and then back to you.

How come that cheap trick didn't work for me?

( somber theme playing ) You're on. Heh.

( device beeps )

KROLLER: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Plan B.

Not you? And why not?

Uh, honey, uh, I... I forgot my purse. Oh.

See you in the movies.

You know, they're showing a movie in ten minutes.

It's a bigger kick to let it go.

( chuckling ): They're both...

and those warm brown eyes,

This is spooky. Did you see what I did with your mad plaids?

What do you find to talk about?

Hope you enjoyed your trip.

( foghorn blowing )

Would it help if I say it doesn't have to be forever?

Just don't lower your guard for any reason.

Uh, my crew just seems to be a little starstruck.

Oh, just an intimate table for two

Right, excuse me, uh, your table's right over here.

I'm not exactly in pain, either.

What business? You just said...

Ah. Very smooth.

Gopher, you're working too hard.

I can't hear you.

TAFFI: He's rich.

Can't balance my checkbook either.

Now, listen, they're guaranteeing us

Everything that matters.

you know, not to step on each other's sensitive egos.

I didn't know I had a choice.

( upbeat theme playing ) ( foghorn blowing )

Who's that girl sitting over there?

I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

Hi, welcome aboard. I hope you enjoy your cruise.

The blond is my wife.

A boy named Bobby Hoffmeier beat you to it.

And my husband.

Ah, that's why.

I'm going as Marie Antoinette.