Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I guess I'll just go play Ping.

My guess is somebody's trying out their costume.

they don't care how long it takes.

Nobody gets in without a darn good reason.

that world of make-believe we live in.

Sure couldn't hurt you.

I think, uh, you know, this time

Sex rears its ugly head.

I'd like to go back to our cabin and...

Oh, Taffi and I were just tripping the light fantastic.

It's right here.

( knocking at door )

would love to run her fingers through.

Oh, this isn't fighting, snookums.

What shall we do? Share him?

If I owned a rock like that,

That's close enough.

Yes. Are you in fashion?

I must say, this has been a delightful cruise, captain.

Not at all, I was just leaving.

that does wonderful work.

Promenade Deck.

( romantic theme playing )

Throw it in the ocean.

that much happiness.

Gee, if Barb sees this, she...

( clears throat )

Where are you, sweetheart?

Because I like her.

No, don't change your hair for me.

( upbeat theme playing )

I was going to have company, but his wife found the tickets.

Of course he did.

Well, it could only help.

I'll have to think about it.

Hey, Doc, you know what?

in the coral dining room.

We'll get to her later.

Uh, I just swallowed the olive.

Yeah, to think I spent eight years in college

Well, we were supposed to meet.

What can she say?

And even better taste in wives.

Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

Oh, I wanted to show you the sketches for my fall line.

Uh... ( both sigh )

♪ On a friendly shore ♪

( Spanish accent ): Valentino lives.

Watch as I put my signature to the end of a perfect crime.

So, Gopher, you're one of the most charming officers

Well, Plan A didn't work, so he's working on Plan B.

I just want to call the office

( drill whirring faintly )

I've got some, uh, suntan lotion.

Which way did you say your cabin was?

WILLIAM: It's your turn to look for the soap.

That's why I'm the captain.

( mischievous theme playing )

I had an operation after I left school.

I underwent a series of operations.

If you've never been able to see

Hey, Cathy, it's fantastic.

Well, I've got so many clients, I...

Well, I guess I'll just stand up here

( inaudible dialogue )

Oh, honey, you're so sweet to me.

I don't want to tip the thief that we're on to him.

What you doin' behind this big, silly desk?

He's a pretty nice guy. ( chuckles )

Look at that face, that tension,

That's old Alan.

Is it your head on a plate?

Boy, that was a short tour.

And whenever Miss Rogers wears that necklace,

Are you worried about burning?

And, boy, have we got something for you.

That's good enough for me.

What are you doing here?

I'm... I'm just glad to be here.

Will you please put this in the vault?

basking in the sun.

Oh, I'm not packing a gun tonight. Heh.

we believe there's a thief onboard

WILLIAM: That's a wonderful idea. We can sail all over the world.

Been burning the candle at both ends.

It's actually the first time I've ever seen her.

Look, why...? Why don't we just...?

he'll never earn a living at it.

I-I do wanna marry you,

JULIE: Captain Stubing,

Look, here they come.

Yeah, why do they?

Kinda warm for this time of the year, isn't it?

Well, I guess I'll divorce him or...

And, uh, press this button to take the picture.

galloping away into the sunset, huh?

I'm just a simple guy trying to make both ends not meet.

Hi, Steve. Adam Bricker. Hi, how are you?

♪ And love ♪

♪ Won't hurt anymore ♪