Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

where to put a camera.

Steve... this never happened.

You know, my brother's probably sitting at home

Thank you. WILLIAM: Bye-bye.

Well, come on, Cathy.

And by the way, good luck tonight, Prince Charming.

( mysterious theme playing )

Do you know I've never liked John Wayne?

JULIE: Good morning, sir.

that was taken in Hawaii, wasn't it?

Doc's got eyes for her. I can't compete with that.

No, no, that's not what I meant.

STUBING: What's going...?

Captain Stubing. Yeah.

Well, I've... I've had my share of women, and...

But I just heard the saddest conversation.

Do you have any idea who I am?

( mysterious theme playing )

I see two sunsets.

maybe I'll kill him first.

Remember, we can all be replaced.

It sounded like you were wrecking the place.

Weren't you just behind me?

Jenny, I... I... Oh, Steve. Heh.

Allow me to take this. Allow me.

I mean, I knew there were things wrong with the marriage,

Well, why don't we wait till Barbara gets back.

Come on, I saved you a table.

Got wife problems of my own.

( feet tapping )

The real one is in the vault in our bank.

Think I'd like to get a drink.

Hey, down is that way.

And you must be Barbara Danver.

( dramatic theme playing )

Oh, darling. I'm sorry I'm late.

Bye, Cathy. Bye-bye.

I happen to have the body of a 20-year-old.

It's a mistake anybody could make.

I think I have a pretty good idea

I'll take care of that for you, ma'am.

Good goin', boss.

Now, I'll go down and get them to open the vault.

That's amazing.

Did I ever tell you,

Are you really dressed as a rabbit,

You're an expensive date. Heh.

You two keep fighting it out for second and third.

If you're lucky enough to find someone who loves you,

A man and his wife,

I'm talking about my divorce.

Now, look out there.

Hi, Taffi. Hi there.

It's... so sad, so tragic.

Now that I know her, I really like her for a friend.

I'm sure we will, captain.

Everything all right?

for 24 hours a day.

It's you he's always wanted.

That's a wrap. That's a wrap.

but, uh, you have terrific taste in women.

( band playing light jazz )

I'll be waiting in my cabin.

♪ Promises something For everyone ♪

That's a cheap trick.

Who wants you to?

( all cheering )

Well, I think I better go and find her.

Did you... love him?

STUBING: Just don't let the passengers know what's happening.

( tender theme playing )

Uh, the... Oh, gee, it's next door.

It's over between Alan and me.

Turn that thing off.

Clean as a whistle.

( suspenseful theme playing )

Lord, how I hate those guided tours.

Who's gonna play your kid brother, Buddy Ebsen?

I have my sight.

Well, how the heck am I gonna do that?

on this entire ship?

STUBING ( over PA ): We hope you enjoyed your stay in Puerto Vallarta.

I'm so happy for you.

You can count on me, boss.

Heh-heh. Well, we're two women in the same business.

Now you take your time, Ox, take your time.

Before I open the vault, can you prove you're Captain Stubing?

I guess I'm too late for the first kiss, huh?

Cabo San Lucas is beautiful, isn't it?

than, uh, her first kiss though.

What's the matter with your voice?

Hi, mind if I join you?

( camera clicks ) Ha.

I'm sure the Teagues want to go to their suite and relax.

let it just be us.

I want somebody on top of her. Right.

I heard they broke up.

All depends on who I'm dancing with.