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much smaller, of course, with a crew of about 50.

You wanna put some on my back?

STEVE: I'm gonna tell her, later.

I mean, I don't remember ever... But, Alan,

you are the director

And you make sure you don't. He's my uggo.

( dramatic theme playing )

Give it your best shot.

You're seeing a girl there.

and you're here having the time of your life.

and the perfect smile.

You're gonna break your arms.

Those are people, Bill. Heh-heh.

There is a way you could find out how he really feels.

( drill whirring erratically )

Yes. Well, uh, welcome aboard.

Good luck, Barbara.

( mischievous theme playing )

Every rose in Cabo San Lucas.

♪ Life's sweetest reward ♪

around here recently?

All right, here we go.

I'd hold onto it with both hands.

STUBING ( softly ): Like that?

Nice going, genius.

I'll be right back.

I mean... I mean, just sitting around and talking.

Right in your box. Promenade Suite 242.

Steve, that's fantastic.

( suspenseful theme playing )

( all chuckle )

Alan handled my case.

You had four special drills made, didn't you?

Well, I think I'd, uh...

Put your hand on the railing...

Wonderful, Elwood.

I'm staying, Alan.

Now, just visualize it, huh?

I'm going to Puerto Vallarta.

Oops, almost forgot.

He asked me to go with him, but I was...

Well... Ah, well, it's a...

Look as if you're about to do battle.

Oh, right, um...

Well, I don't know.

until after they cut off her head.

Because I don't feel sorry for myself.

I'll just watch the door.

Well, you know what I mean.

( Jack Jones' "The Love Boat" playing )

You really pulled it off this time.

Comb your hair.

How about another lap?

STUBING: Put the lights back on! This is the captain speaking.

bem-vindos a bordo

I don't know, it's just that...

WOMAN: Miss Rogers, is it true

( Roz and William laughing )

I thought of Barbara as the enemy.

but when I came on this ship

I really am, but you can't come.

That's pretty good advice.

( mischievous theme playing )

If he's the captain, where's Kroller?

Well, let me put it to you this way:

Probably just wanted some comedy relief.

Can you see it?

No... I'm your ex-mistress.

But why didn't I tell you before?

Oh, I gotta hand it to you, Vernon.

Well, does it have something in it for you?

I gotta stop, boss.

Excellent, excellent.

Oh, how could I be so dumb?

Oh, is that you?

( Roz screams )

( mellow theme playing )

Just wanna make sure you got one of me smiling.

And Doc. Hi, Jenny.

( whirring, clicking)

We open with a big close-up of you as an old hag.

I have one suggestion.

All right, every... All right, everybody.

Alan, what's going on?

This is the busy season for us designers, you know.

See, I'm the first one to admit it needs work.

so she got an employee's discount.

where Bill and I can hold hands

You made a mistake.

ROZ: But we don't have a house in Cannes.

And trust me, we owe it to our jeweler.

worried that I've strolled off the stern.

Marie Antoinette wasn't unhappy

Good evening. Enjoy your dinner?

No longer. ( chuckles )

Uh, check your dipstick. I think you're down a quart.

Why are you all upset?

You just think I need you more than that other girl needs you.

Takes one to know one.