Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think that it's wonderful that you guys know each other.

Now, why would someone pretend they're me?

Well, are you all set for the masquerade party?

Hm... Hey, did I ever tell you

( mellow theme playing )

( water splashes )

Oh, Steve, you've never seen a sunset.

It sounds like you're coming down with laryngitis.

Well, Mr. Smith.

tapping nervously as you think about me.

Then you better hope I live to be 194.

McCruister, Coy Director.

I'm sorry you're getting off at Puerto Vallarta.

Couldn't take a chance of having it stolen.

We owe it to our industry.

You're not feeling sorry for me, are you?

♪ The Love Boat ♪

I think it's beautiful.

and you're going to go back looking like a dead fish.

See, I really dig this blond,

How long does it take to have a bath?

How do you do? Oh, hello.

Welcome aboard, I'm Captain Stubing.

That's good thinking.

I can't take this heat.

It's not the movie that needs reality,

and she goes for me too, you know?

His chauffeur came on board

Now, we all appreciate it.

You know, you were pretty rough on me in school.

and medical school and I can be replaced by a German shepherd.

Hello, Barbara. Hi.

and picked up his luggage first thing.

And I couldn't stand to lose her.

Hi, Julie. What are you doing?

I wired you last night.

Then we cut to me,

I just don't see why you had to invite her to dinner.

♪ It floats back to you ♪

How'd you like to hang out in the moonlight?

Which one is that?

Oh, William, do we have to do this picture?

at this stage of my life, I've learned something.

Everything is gold.

Oh, what's the patient's name?

I think she sees better than we do.

And I know you love me.

Good night. ROZ: Ciao.

I hope you enjoyed your cruise. Please sail with us again.

Yes, you're right.

Uh, here, take the camera.

And, uh, what could be nicer?

Oh, I don't blame you.

You haven't seen Cathy, have you?

But the thought is lovely.

Help me, boss. All right.

Attababy. Come on.

you know that actress Roz Rogers?

( camera clicks )

Oh, I'd love to see them.

What's going on?

Well, what is love all about, huh?

The bugs are working, huh?

the results of my remarkable genius.

Will you call me when you get back to L.A.?

So all I'm asking you to do is just take my shift for tonight.

Who, who? Roz and Bill.

Barbara, can you ever forgive me?

A little cork in the ripple.

Oh. Just relax.

it's gonna come out of your salary.

Barbara, I swear to you,

I know, "What a question."

Not for any reason, Dr. Bricker.

Didn't you just ask me to open the vault

A prisoner of love, eh?

I think I'll pass on the movie.

You'll never guess what happened.

ROZ: I don't want things.

Now, why don't you park your old bod right here

I'm sorry again.

( playful theme playing )

To the start of a beautiful relationship.

Does this mean it's your birthday or something?

Steve was looking for you.

Once we're on the ship,

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, uh, what's up, Doc?

Can I give you a hand?

It has everything.

I just didn't feel like dressing up this evening.