Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Darling, I'm really sorry.

You want to take care of me.

Let 'em eat cake.

All the material possessions.

WILLIAM: So we buy one.

No, I'm serious.

You know, I've... I've missed you.

the water is sparkling like diamonds.

And I'm gonna follow it.

How do you do, sir? Vernon Kroller's my name.

Would you show her to her cabin, please?

why should you be saddled with a blind...

( device beeping )

What do you mean, just behind you?

Oh, look, uh, a passenger asked me

and magnificent color in the world...

who designs separates for Coquette Casuals, are you?

Of course, it's more frightening for some of us than others, sir.

Enjoy your cruise.

And nobody's the wiser.

I look forward to it.

Medico vs non medico

Uh, not until now.

I want no trouble tonight or heads will roll.

Of course. I made it.

It's all right, honey.

It's not exactly Fort Knox,

I count off the paces.

Oh, just wanna deepen your tan.

A certain gleam in your eye.

I must have the wrong room.

You're the only one who came as a shoe salesman.

Hello, Jenny, it's Julie.

I brought you a peace offering.

a masquerade party tomorrow night.

as you listen to me galloping,

but I should have talked it over with Barbara.

You're pretty terrific yourself, you know.

Well, uh, different strokes for different folks.

riding a white stallion.

With laryngitis.

and whisper sweet nothings.

Hahahahahahahahaha

Ah, relax, Elwood. You'll live longer.

You think the purser'll do it for you, huh?

A clown? Ah, like Marcel Marceau.

It's the one right after B.

She thinks they're for her.

Well, funny you should ask.

She'll be back in a minute.

( upbeat theme playing )

Just one picture.

( upbeat theme playing )

Elwood, what's wrong?

it's going to be X-rated.

This cruise is such a surprise.

Boss, you said there wasn't gonna be any killing.

Maybe you used the wrong mirror.

( suspenseful theme playing )

You can tell all that just by touching my face?

Uh, he asked me to give this to you.

Hello. How do you do?

Oh, I'm glad. Bye-bye.

( spoon clinking )

How would you like to have dinner

It's not my fault.

No, uh, Doc described you to me yesterday.

a million and a half.

Just a little more.

because he couldn't figure out whether

Besides, that's an old joke.

Meet me on the fantail in five minutes.

I forgot you were such a good dancer.

Not in that body.

and all he could talk about

Come on. I'll race ya.

( mellow theme playing )

( Jack Jones' "The Love Boat" playing )

Uh, we... We need to get away from business.

ROZ: Oh... Heh-heh.

Sweetness, you have to read it soon.

Are we taking pictures or fooling around here?

There you go, Adam.

and had laryngitis and then a second later you didn't.

From now on, we're lying on the beach,

I said you were always were... ( yelps )

Right. Thank you.

A real uggo, huh?

Hello, Jenny, it's Julie.

Meet me on the fantail in five minutes.

We could have love, Bill.

Yeah, well, I remember