Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to show you the ship, Miss Martino.
STUBING: No, no.
All right. - -sir.
Oh, I can't miss.
♪ Let it flow ♪
Well, not now, Alan. No.
Are you all right, Alan?
Hi, Cathy.
You left the copy, didn't you?
You know, you spend an awful lot of time together.
The salt and pepper, 7:30, about.
( sighs )
( suspenseful theme playing )
Now, sir, you asked me to come in here...
Oh, not me. I've had it.
( crying )
Mind if I join you?
Here in my hand, friends, a bauble.
Keep your eyes on that diamond.
♪ It's love ♪
What did you say?
Alan here thinks chenille is married to the captain.
Is the cruise over already?
Hi, honey.
Well, I guess that's my lucky number.
I never had laryngitis.
Where's our table, dear?
No.
What are you going to do with that?
It's, uh, much more memorable
( laughing )
get in the way?
( indistinct chatter )
Oh, he's over there behind those extras there.
Will you smile?
Now to get the diamond and make the switch.
Have you?
that let her walk into a wall?
I guess I was scared she wouldn't listen,
Why don't we go back to the suite and, uh,
I don't understand.
( suspenseful theme playing )
Oh, he's gone already.
All set.
Sun, Mexico, you and me.
From what I've read, you've had everybody's share.
Oh, Bill. Ha-ha-ha.
Not even as a kid?
Good morning.
Now that's really beneath you.
but a diamond... outshines them all.
Oh, tonight you don't have to call me captain.
He dropped me on my head twice.
( whirring )
My eyes will fall out.
( laughs )
( upbeat theme playing )
Oh.
If I believed that, do you think I would have come back here?
Boy, it's hot in here.
A flower of faultless beauty, second only to your own.
The hole's not big enough and...
( romantic theme playing )
Taffi just happens to dig my animal magnetism.
( mutters )
Excuse me.
Hard enough to cut glass.
Of course.
Well, it was wonderful having you aboard.
( sighs )
She's my mistress.
All set.
Hey!
Oh, you can't miss her.
I'll take him alternate weekends and...
Oh.
Yes, he is.
slightly more complicated.
( indistinct chatter )
( mischievous theme playing )
Ox, will you put him down?
To think they killed a tree for this.
I know you love me.
Are you decent?
It symbolizes my undying devotion for you.
Barbara, I've been such a jerk.
There we are. All right. Have you got everything?
was what he was going to buy for her.
Between you and me,
Oh, boss.
Oh, yes.
Oh, you're very tall, about 6'1", um,
BOTH: Taffi's waving at me.
I'm sorry, but it is over with us.
I promise. I promise. See you later. Bye-bye.
Nothing?
( tense theme playing )
( chuckles )
And I didn't mind losing my shirt to save your jewel.
Oh, just, uh, hanging out.
In that case, I'll bite her on the neck.
Got it.
( device beeps )
But... Oh, honey, heh, not tonight.
Uh, she, uh, left her purse in the cabin.
( suspenseful theme playing )