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I give it thumbs down
"Listen, I'm not going to play by your rules. "
Is it a boy or an abortion?!
I am here to deliver my speech to the United Nations.
ALL: (CHANTING) Aladeen! Aladeen!
This is my weapon? I will be a laughing stock!
30 dollars a day for internet? What the fuck?
Screw it. Screw it! Screw it!
Okay.
Give him one more for fun, Viktor.
(SPITS) Yuck!
Still my asshole!
- Yes. -(EXHALES)
it's me dr. dre and lizzie mcguire and amethyst van der troll and the ferocious beast and buttercup!
Bloop.
Mamta right now
Okay.
- No, no, no. - What is that?
No, it's not. He's not a musician.
you know, we'd love to have you work here if you ever wanted to.
COS CAL dump it on Baltic sea J4 RLS
Well, of course.
Yes! Whoa!
What is wrong with you? Get it out of here!
Thank you.
It's gonna be fine. You just need to ice it.
I'm actually a little somebody called
Dictatorship forever!
and you just assume that he's hatching some violent plot'?
Yeah, you touch your own ma/awach? Ugh! Disgusting! Yuck!
Very good, sir.
(MIMICS MISSILE)
MIKE: Drinking from the pitcher of water directly,
You have a center for rape here?
- Oh, one last thing. - Mmm?
and many who did.
Why is it always the good guys'? Why?
(CHUCKLES)
(SHRIEKS) No, no, no!
allison bugers
So sorry, Supreme Leader.
It was so brave of you.
General Aladeen will be signing the new Wadiyan constitution.
Okay. So, when we go to fly...
I'll tell you later. They're hilarious.
Allison, I don't have a dick.
Well, you download songs illegally from the Internet.
Yes, Osama.
and we have to act like true Americans.
And I accept your job offer as general manager.
Mmm, no, a bit more.
No, I've realized I don't want to be like my father!
no matter how crippled or black or female they are.
You could let one percent of the people have all the nation's wealth.
Prophet
Es, kad dzirdu vārdu "amazing"...
But the thought of her decapitated head actually upset me,
and people are in the streets celebrating.
Never. It must be pointy.
Any thoughts on what they might be saying, Mike?
Israel
L like goats.
Because I think my guy would be wearing a cloak.
Okay, only wife. We'll vote on it.
Okay. Let's rehearse this. Role play, role play.
(SOFTLY) Thanks.
I am pretty proud of it.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Give a man a vagina and he will shpichs for a day.
MIKE: This is an historic moment.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Listen to me. Okay?
You think this man looks like me?
What will you do with all those dollars?
- Oh! 911, it's the best! -(BOTH SPEAKING WADIYAN)
- Okay. No problem. - This has to work.
I tricked you wolverina
- Oh. - Watch this.
is nothing but a license for oil companies
Allow the girls to use their many talents.
How dare you?
Where’s the bloke who looks like Dobby?
(ZOEY MOANING)
ZOEY: The police here are such fascists!
Nice to see you, too
Good-bye, old friend.
Oh, that's a good one.
No! It's not Aladeen!
You know, Zoey is thinking of opening
I will be supportive.
zombie mario
Lizzie McGuire
what will be a new chapter in their country.
Sorry. I was...
Everything to do with you! A lot of them wrote notes.
Aladeen addressed his nation today.
Good one!
started rising up towards Heaven while playing a harp.
"Thank Aladeen, I am oppressed at last!"
Well, you can't be the manager, because I am the manager.
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
Hasan, Rock the door!
Wait, I can see the head! I can see the head!
We are just months away from refining weapons-grade uranium,
Thank China Australian’s Are
The dictator (2012) on channel 4 hd
I love George Clooney!
Do you want me to say this in front of his widow?
and then they discover an almond in his head,
- Here's what you do. - Okay'
and she takes lovers outside of her ethnic group.
So, how are things back at the Palace?