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Oh...
You are right, Nadal.
I lost my beard!
Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex.
You are a terrible actor.
I am a bit of a cocksucker.
Just jump. It's not that far.
(MIMICS MISSILE)
It is about the payload delivery.
Oh, my...
That is a "C" in your window.
Enjoy It
Being Aladeen has its perks, does it not?
Ah, America!
OOh, Bin Laden?
He's from a Sudanese tribe that has no concept of money.
with electrodes attached to his nipples.
with shades of 9/11,
(LAUGHS)
My pockets are empty. I could poo.
Congratulations Nadal
Are you okay?
Why would I care about such a trivial detail?
You could use the media to scare the people
Is my jet ready?
You've got real chutzpah saying that!
Are You Okay? My guy has a limp.
Do you think you could get me 100 child soldiers here by 5:00 p.m.?
(GRUNTS)
and go to Applebee's for the rest of your life!
- Just a moment! - What you doin' in there?
(SCREAMING FRIGHTFULLY)
and fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses.
and finish composting the wheatgrass tailings, okay?
Oh, Flix It's the best
COS RLS Baltic Sea Option J4 RLS RIX
I just want everything to be perfect.
including the words "positive" and "negative," causing mass confusion.
so why don't you take the mafroom downstairs
(MAN CHANTING IN ARABIC)
You are the last Grape Dictator!
I can't wait! I can't wait!
- No, I said Nuga... - One dozen times.
ANCHORMAN: With the signing of the constitution tomorrow morning,
Ladis Washerum.
You made me hold one of their eyes open,
No, I know this!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(ENGINES REVVING)
Popeye is, as the song tells us, a sailor man.
Some of those reserves are in densely populated areas.
Wait, wait.
And you're wanted for war crimes!
(SCREAMS)
(MAN NARRATING ON TV)
Now who's being a Iacist?
Looks like we need to find a new double.
The brutality?
ME WHEN YOU START MAKING JOKES WHEN I AM DAMN SERIOUS
won 98.8% of the vote.
to be able to provide all of the catering...
You know, (SIGHS) this is totally depressing.
Wake up! Good morning, Nadal!
what now?
After Wadiya's first free elections,
I tricked you, Wolverina.
Bin Laden flooding the bathroom every time he showers...
Emmie Burgers
to attack ls... Oh, boy.
before you or one of your sand-monkey cousins takes it down.
- No, don't be scared. Put it in. - Okay. Okay.
Luckily the bullet hit him in the brain.
- Go on, get out! Get out! - Come on, Montzi!
(CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
My name is Ala...son.
Summon my generals.
-(LAUGHS) - NADAL: No, no, no, no, no, no!
I told you already, this is...
The man you are discussing is called Popeye.
was so powerful
to be used for peaceful purposes. (SNICKERING)
Listen! Listen, okay?
Hairy Potter!
(GOATS BLEATING)
But I'm staying here! I paid twenty dollars for the fucking Internet!
will not land in Israel
Zoey!
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
(GIBBERISH)
No, I'm going to Green World. It's over.
The shape of the missile has nothing to do with the payload delivery.
HEy! SUB-SAHARAN
And everybody's vote counts,
Wait, You look very familiar.
This is going to be amazing for you.
(SPEAKS MOCK ARABIC)
die spaceship
And Booty sweat and bust a nut bars and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
No, no, no, no. She does not speak English.
And then on the day of the event,
(LAUGHS)
What are you...
at the Lancaster Penthouse Ballroom in three days.
Dayday day before PVP
I just came.
Still wearing Crocs?
I am hanging up. Click! (MIMICS DIAL TONE SOUNDING)
Okay. Time out! Time out.
One word, do not say. Is the exact word you're using now.
and when you peel it away,
(GLASS SHATTERING)
In this film, just one question,
And slapping my nuts watch this and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie mcguire and big fat Sanoussi
The other day, I asked her to, you know,
Thank You For Your Work In Praise Tharani Night
No, Zoey! What have I ever done wrong?
Okay. I tell you what, get back to work, Captain Hook!
Stop talking to my vagina!
Just do like a pull-up. You know how you do pull-ups'?
The shape of the missile top has nothing to do with aerodynamics.
Ok
You know, I really want to do some cuddling.
What are you doing?
No, don't. Don't. Don't. Please, don't!
Apparently, I didn't get it.
And they accuse me of being an international criminal?
- What? Okay, okay, okay! - ALADEEN: Hurry, hurry!
Whatever, dude. Who are you,
Oooohhh
So, you're going to make billions.
When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets you,
(CELL PHONE PLAYING FUNKYTOWN)
of the entire region.
Is there a phone in my body?
amazing turn of events, Tamir Mafraad is being taken away.
Just suck the fatoot of the biggest guy, you'll be fine.
With the help of the U.M.,
You're bizzare, I'm going to have to change the channels now.
You don't got a pass, you don't get in.
Mostly, I clean semen out of laptops.