Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OH! 911? IT'S THE BEST!

What would you say to General Aladeen if he were watching this?

Okay, so, now we're getting somewhere.

I've hung up. I hung up already.

Justin Bieber's chubby double!

we are here only to pay our respects to a great man.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I urge you, right now, keep your performance small and real.

- That's sweet. What is it'? - Yeah.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that.

Need I remind you of the Menudo incident?

That's because she let me Aladeen in her face.

I don't want you to worry about anything.

Oh, this is Joseph.

All right, Mr. Smart Guy,

of Real Housewives of Shachahmahahfalimitahlicchl

Please stop. Please.

Hire a limo, have some cocktails, bring my raping shoes.

No! No! Supreme Leader!

But before I do I have one very important question for you.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome to the Munich Olympics.

- Going in again. - Okay, good. (SCREAMING)

Green World is shutting down their Manhattan store!

Out. I have to clean. Come on, out you go, out you go.

I said you were nice!

Admiral General

I took a feminist clown workshop once.

I don't understand what has happened.

You know, he's clearly implying that the U.N. must fall before him.

where is the trash can

Supreme Leader,

MIKE: And he's returning to the podium.

This constitution

USHER: Hello? Somebody in here?

-"Captain Hook." It's funny. - No, it's not funny.

Wait, this will convince you.

- What? You're hurting me! - Out. Come on.

You're being Iacist now

Listen, hold onto that badge. It's the only thing that'll get you past security.

- Listen, Tamir is coming right now. -(SIRENS WAILING)

I now know that on the outside,

You're going to be in big trouble. Here he is.

I'm going to enjoy this now.

Oh, she taught you, did she?

- Yeah. - But deep down I'm nice.

This is Mr. Clayton.

the United Nations demands that

I am executing myself!

You lied to me!

You've been so cool about it.

our Supreme Leader is indisposed to answer your questions

It's too round on top It needs to be pointy

She's from El Salvador. She's a really useful member of our team.

Ah! Supreme Leader!

You've lost me.

- Okay, great, okay. - Okay, good.

Dear zoey, this is our third valentine's day your Austin

What do you make of that?

provided you do not use B.P.'s drilling rigs.

we have no nuclear weapons'?

not amazing just a little less shit

Hey, buddy, I saw that.

Okay, come with me.

in a cellophane wrapped box. Delicious.

but if you give me your clothes

Well, not always the victim.

but he's in this working class place and no one understands him.

- Going in again. - WOMAN: Okay, good.

We are a pure democracy,

Where did you get your diversity and sensitivity training, huh?

You know what I like this guy despite his liberal views

Like, honestly, zero people.

and the wallet floats up.

So, yeah, this is my store!

He did not know his mother, who died in childbirth.

that are miss-sized for his body.

Where are you taking me to? The Rape Center?

CLAYTON: Rise and shine.

...Tour from hell for an Ohio couple earlier today when,

Nobody is going to think you're Chinese-American

What do you mean, "I picked it up"? Who picks up Yiddish?

Oh, I hope that didn't come off like a cultural stereotype.

You are gonna swear that you're in Wadiya.

Oh, it's not amazing. It's just a little less shit.

Let's just agree to disagree, my friend

Yes, you do, because you gave them to yourself!

Hello. I am Admiral General Aladeen

I cannot begin to tell you what an honor it is

And will certainly never be used

Everybody knows about this.

What is he doing?

Me? Work for that hairy titted yeti?

We've actually already met.

Finally, somebody who knows who I am.

you're the victim of police abuse.

Yes! Who Shot Loger Labbit was a huge hit in China!

Have you seen You've Got Mail Bomb?

مرحبا أنا اسمي راوي أنا لا هتم

I love your music, by the way.

Mmm. You were super hot.

Tommy Lee Jones let me roll it in my fingers for two hundred grand!

May I remind you that his only real job is to be shot in the head.

You know, me and you are quite a team.

Democracy is the worst!

(LAUGHS) Good one.

(GUNFIRE ONSCREEN)

You're going to kill me and your white shirt.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?

Somebody stop that man!

Me? Working for that hairy titted yeti?

I will get you an identical beard and costume.

You ugly horse! (LAUGHS)

You know, while you are here, you should try to see some of the sights...

Remember, you hate her.