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You're gonna get chara on your trousers.
(GROANS) No wonder you're a Mac Genius.
Don't be like that.
You're the one who's getting fancy with the bearglove!
Fine.
My guy has a limp.
(CLATTERING)
(GROANS)
Some people wait a lifetime
.
Oh, my God! There's a little goat eating the wire!
Como asociaste choco Con Guajikool
Day Light Saving ?????? How in the fuck does the sun have a saving account?
Come on, push!
TAMIR, IT WAS YOU YOU SNAKE
ALADEEN: Well done, Nadal. This beard is perfect.
our tool is radius 5
No, I would never do that! Never! I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that.
Okay. I'm there.
luigi
Zoey, I'm attracted to you in a really fucked-up way.
Maybe they shared a hot dog together, I'm thinking?
I will draft a new constitution for Wadiya
Throw them down immediately!
Move to spots Reduce instance sizes
I'll shave my armpits for you.
which is scheduled to be signed
I would, but I simply cannot.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I dread to think what kind of jungle you have on your malawach!
Whattttt
The weapons inspectors will bathe in their own blood!
Dropped your belt.
Useful as what? A coat hanger?
Uncle Tamir.
We all live here in Little Wadiya.
(SCREAMS)
Nonsense. They were research films.
You remember that was when he gave me power
No, no, no.
For a moment like this
Okay, Eldridge's casket is laying in the chapel right now.
zoey?
The reality is...
I am America's number one douche
(MIMICS BOUNCE)
Hmm.
Clayton? I thought we were friends.
And Booty sweat and bust a nut bars the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
- Ooh, well done! - Oh!
You will let me build a round nuclear weapon.
That is very inappropriate.
- Sorry. - WAITER: It's okay, sit.
He is almost as dumb as the real guy.
when the boys cook up a 10 leg parlay
Hard and spiky on the outside,
-(IMITATES EXPLOSION) - Oh!
Ladies and gentlemen of the press,
What? Why? No!
"Oppressed at last! Oppressed at last!
I'm not chink, I'm Chinese-American!
It’s not amazing, it’s just a little less shit
Okay.
(EFAWADH GRUNTING)
when you're not elbow-deep in my pussy!
We're gonna have the viewing in a few minutes.
.
(SCREAMING)
Thrust into power at age seven,
All night'?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(PAINFUL SCREAMS)
No, no, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. No, no, no!
If this constitution is signed,
I think I'm starting to get you.
CROWD: (CHANTING) Kill Aladeen, kill Aladeen, hey!
Are You Okay? My Guy Has A Limp.
or they will vote to authorize military action.
I like Goats
so I can finish building my bomb.
Listen, I'm thinking of revealing my true identity
(ALL EXCLAIMING IN DELIGHT)
No. Your time is up.
Beloved Oppressor, I have just received disturbing news
....
the U. N. Security Council voted
I'm going to another question.
No, it's a different person.
It's ok, I've already ordered a new one.
intensified today
So I was driving my 911 near the palace one day...
but would secretly be controlled by one person and his family.
Okay, compromise. Conical.
Take The Lizzie McGuire To Your Room
$30 a day for internet? What the fuck!
There was somebody who suffered a deformity like that.
But I'm gonna torture you for free.
You don't win four Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing.
Get it outta there.
- Come on. - Allison, that's not funny.
(LAUGHING)
I managed to buy some beards at the wig store today that are perfect.
I love Goats
Just give me a couple of millimeters to myself.
What the fuck does that even mean'?
Zoeyn.
Definitely not. I must be going.
Tomorrow is voting in my constituency I can't wait, I can't wait
If you lose enough weight, then the zipline will work.
I'll see you tomorrow morning.
Are you guys friends of the deceased?
Allison, could you please take your hands off my breasts?
Arrest the viper Tamir!
Oh, that's not bad. The Kandahar Cock Wrench.
I don't know what that is.
and we are set to test the missile next week.
That is the answer. This is the plan.
Oh.
America is number one!
Okay? You will take that job and you will work for her.
Well, I can if I killed you.
I have decided to bestow upon you a gift.
- Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh! - Push in.
So. Secretary General, your soldiers will weep...
with one particular racial group and no one would complain!