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Im 50% to blame
such as the Empire State Building...
Yes, I've seen them all! They're all terrible movies!
Oh! No!
I wonder what could have happened?
We vomit, and we spit and we don't want him.
I am interested. We are interested.
- Etra... -(GRUNTS)
VVhy?
I highly recommend Billy Elliot.
He gay? He suck my dick?
I don't touch myself. Do you touch yourself?
Did you get a chance to see Billy Elliot?
Ah, Nadal.
But I'm in the middle of the text.
What is your real name?
Welcome to the Death to Aladeen Restaurant.
Or any guy.
- It's "labbit." - It's not "Iabbit"!
I cant wait I cant wait
(CHUCKLES)
to deliver a small, subtle performance.
I am interested we are interested
Tamir! Tamir!
DENISE: It looks to be his own urine.
and then you can make your own Iabeneh come out.
You could gas the Kurds with that stench.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
Wake Up!! Good Morning Nadal!!
...And it will turn Wadiya into a
Okay, he's returning to the podium.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Where are you taking me to? - To Brooklyn!
The Stasi?
I can't believe it's happening to me
Do I know you?
Baby? The ambulance can't be here for 20 minutes. Can you hold it?
it was not to chop his head off!
No!
BOTH: Five, four, three, two, one!
He is dumping the urine on the Israeli delegation.
It’s a girl! Where’s the trash can ?
Uh... How do I put this?
We have a problem.
Okay. Maroush, give the goodie bag!
Seven minutes, sir.
She will not be cool with it
I've got one that works by Bluetooth.
I saw him perform with the Globetrotters.
Spicy Sports
but please try.
Osama bin Laden's best friend?
Are you serious?
What is your name?
Great!
(SPEAKS MOCK ARABIC)
(GASPS)
is going to be signing
"Ohhh." See'? She goes "Ohhh" all the time. Watch.
Eccentric and with unlimited oil wealth,
I love it when a women go to school It’s like monkey on rollerskates. It doesn’t know what it’s doing but it gives us such great joy
All right, then... I will get you.
-(GROANS) - Here's the deal.
What? Why?
Wait a minute.
When your time at a company is nearly done
Abcd abcd
Yo! You are stocking the shelves.
Once that constitution is signed,
Normally, I don't kiss a 10-year-old boy's stomach. (LAUGHS)
As Wadiya goes, so goes North Africa.
What is that, a brick?
Let's just agree to disagree my friend
Oh, it's been terrible! It got so bad that I made myself a back brace.
You know, Zoey, you were great back there.
there's something that I want to tell you.
No, those are just rumors. Are you a homosexual?
(HORNS HONKING)
Ah, gentlemen, Tamir.
You do. You care if it's pointy.
(CAMERA CLICKING)
and you don't mind the homo stuff,
Oh, I can hear you now.
It's a hilarious story. I'll tell you later, okay?
ALADEEN: Yeah, right, and not in a good way.
What are you doing?
Ow'
I am attracted to you in a really fucked up way
"You, Senile Romanian Accountant."
Nadal! The Sub-Saharans have discovered us!
Because it has as much potassium as three bananas.
Where's the trash can'?
(SPEAKS MOCK ARABIC)
Allison Burgers is a persecuted dissident, not a murderous madman!
and out came my own labeneh!
Come on! Why won't this catch?
MIKE: If you're just joining us, we are at the Lancaster Hotel,
Oyvey!
Clean-up on aisle four!
let' just agree to disagree my friend