Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look! One of the customers left a tip of

That won't be enough to make a difference.

It's actually been banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe.

Professor Bobeye, the one with the incredibly strong forearms

Oh, lam from U.S.A.!

ANCHORMAN: With pressure mounting,

(CELL PHONE PLAYING FUNKYTOWN)

Hey, Sub-Saharan!

It's a half-orc Where is the trash can?

Believe me, sir, if I could make the device even a little more pointy,

just like Wadiya's going to be soon!

You're a murderer!

Because I'm, like, the furthest thing from a racist.

It is. It's great, yeah.

OLYMPIC OFFICIAL ON SPEAKER: On your mark, get set.

ever since they shot his double last year.

You need to put that finger away.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

(CROWD CONTINUES CHANTING)

not because her father is in the next room chained to a radiator

and foreign interests to destroy my beloved Wadiya!

- I've got the head. - Okay, it's coming out.

Listen, I understand that you're having urges, okay?

No, no, no. Please, don't.

Just this. This pours hot fire out on you.

NADAL: (ON PHONE) What are you doing?

And please stop using that organic deodorant.

Well, that is a particular weakness of yours.

(WOMAN CONTINUES SCREAMING)

An historic moment.

- I see what you're doing. - That's how they walk.

This is the missile in Wadiya,

You need to touch yourself.

(WOMAN GRUNTING)

He's feeling ill.

Why is this happening to me?

Teach a man how to use his hand as a vagina,

Hey, Allison, can you take out the garbage? Thanks.

- Ooh! - That is a made-up name.

Shut it bicht Shut it bicht

That is your voice doing that noise. You have not hung up.

All right, can you get me a cloak?

Round is not scary. Pointy is scary

-(GROANS) -(GAsPs)

Um... Jerking off.

that wherever you go in the world,

than a backseat torturer, but, please, come on.

Maroush, I think I dropped an almond in his head.

I can't wait! I can't Wait!

And yet, it's strange.

- I'm sorry. - Put it right there on the right side.

Americans on their way to the middle east when they find oil

Aladeen news? Or the Aladeen news?

and then in order to talk, he has to put it back this way?

- Please, no, no. - Self juicing. Filth!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

I can fix this. I have a new plan. We need to find a new double.

Hey, my English is getting good...

I can see it has a screw hole for one.

so they'd see what you were doing to them.

You know, he's got like an artist inside himself,

and execute anybody who did not agree with me,

We've got this wellness center downstairs in the basement,

- No. - ALADEEN: But, please.

(HYPERVENTILATING)

Those are breasts? I thought you were a boy.

And I've never been with a guy with a dick.

(LET'S GET IT ON PLAYING IN ARABIC)

Democracy, I will make you one of my wives.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

ALADEEN: Megan! Megan!

And explain to me how this bomb

and then rip up the constitution in front of the world's media.

Thank you so much for meeting me early, Mr' Ogden.

- There's a number in the name? - Mmm.

by what police are now calling a "terrorism misunderstanding"

That is very disrespectful to your leader.

Excuse me. You guys make a really cute couple together.

- Ooh, you smell bad. - I know.

And tell Viggo Mortensen he is on my radar'

No, what's your real name?

- That's it! - No,

You are HIV-Aladeen.

How am I... Wait. You don't know'?

(ACTION MOVIE MUSIC PLAYING)

Thank you. That's very kind of you. You're a very nice man.

Nuclear winter.

And he seems to have a pitcher of urine out.

Tamir is now speaking.

You reinstate me as Head of Nuclear Research,

Standing on the edge of a bridge about to commit suicide?

I will tell you what democracy is!

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

(SIGHS) that is love.

Every eye in the room is on him right now.

I've fooled them. Job done.

REPORTER: What do you think of Admiral General Aladeen?

Supreme Leader, I took the liberty of hiring some extra security.

Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex.

I will be able to sell Wadiya's oil rights. Gazprom,

Would it kill him to wear a tie!?

How dare you question my memory? I remember everything!

Professor Popeye is a cartoon.

This is great stuff.

Listen, just show me another one.

i love being an americans america is number one!

(SPEAKING WADIYAN)

luigi vs mario pj maks

Do you not remember what my saintly father

Three of them killed themselves!

Now the guy won't leave.

sharing a lighthearted moment with Chinese businessman, Xiang Lao.

Who are you? An Aladeen sympathizer?

I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF

Those are lovely flowers.

You don't have to spend any Rolexes.

Right now we have to get on this helicopter

made me promise him on his deathbed?

Don't do that with your eyes!