Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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There's Hannah over here.
ALADEEN: (IN DEEP VOICE) Good morning, Nadall
Wait, wait, wait, no! There you are, cousin!
No, no, no... They're totally biased against this. They hate us.
- Whoa, whoa! - No?
ANCHORMAN: Known for his iconic beard,
(SCREAMS) No, no, don't do it!
Across the globe, people are glued to their television sets.
Where is the Supreme Leader?
No, no.
(THE NEXT EPISODE PLAYING IN ARABIC)
Round is not scary. Pointy is scary.
and he will shpichs for a lifetime.
Why did I do that?
Death to the t̶y̶r̶a̶n̶t̶ OZ
We are just days away from testing the new missiles.
Oh, yes! No, no.
Oh! Sorry. Oh, no.
And, Mr. Lao of PetroChina, you will have the lease on our shale reserves.
You could wiretap phones, you could torture foreign prisoners.
You just put it in my asshole again!
- Personal. - Thank you. Thank you again.
Okay fine, only wife We'll vote on it!
You were just using me to get access to that hotel!
You're sheriff of American douche-town!
I despise you.
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
Come on! Come with me!
Those gangsters at the UN want me to address them.
And real elections in Wadiya!
- Great! Whatever! (LAUGHS) - I know!
Don't worry. I am Wadiya's number one actor.
Hello, gentlemen. How you doin'?
Mrs. Lao, it is my very great pleasure.
All right, I don't care. This is stupid, okay?
Here is the plan.
What do you think that means?
(MUFFLED CRIES OF RELIEF)
mario fights luigi
Come on.
Every single person you had executed is still alive.
Tamir, it was you, you snake!
Thank China Australian’s Are
When will the Supreme Leader be better?
and then a see-through version of themselves
Round is not scary. Pointy is scary.
Do you have nuclear weapons?
(SIGHS)
you address their concerns about our nuclear program,
That's a made-up name, what's your real name?? Ladis... Ladis what?...Ladis WASHRHEUM
Whatever the scandal you went through,
Hey, hey, oh, oh! The quicken loans has got to go!
Okay!
The radicchio has been washed and sorted,
You know, honestly, I don't even want to show you anything anymore'
MIKE: Just moments away now from putting his signature
(EXHALES)
And open for business.
Look, I've got two fingers now.
Oh, my God!
My father also from U.S.A.
ALL: (CHANTING) Swivel. Swivel.
- No... - Well, thank you very much.
What was the question?
NADAL: Mmm-mmm! That's some good head!
(MOANS)
Oh, my God...
You are the last great dictator!
You don't have to touch it.
$30 a day for internet What the fuck!
Okay.
Why do you have Vita Coco water?
Why is it always the good guys? Why?
I don't care.
Us.
gay
I won't put my finger away because...
We've got a lot of customers. You may want to go wash up.
VIDEO GAME ATHLETE: Meshuggener!
Yeah, how 'bout looking in my eye when I'm speaking to you?
We'll take her, we'll take her.
Your Filipino is the same as your Chinese!
(LAUGHS) What? Look...
Now, let's go back to the palace.
the first democratic constitution in the history of his nation.
I cannot believe I'm having this conversation with an adult man.
Dignitaries from around the world
No, no. Stay, please.
(LAUGHS)
ZOEY: And I know what I'm talking about
You got to ice.
(ALADEEN MOANING)
And?
bleach his skin, and shorten the penis.
That would make sense. He's wiping the mustard off his face and chest.
He's trying to stop the signing!
That might be the ambassador.
(GASPS)
Fine, but guess who's still living in my guest house?
It's amazing!
So, Wadiya will become a democracy.
Ooh, Bin Laden?
Love it!
NADALI Hurry!
Come here, my love.
let every child laborer and sweatshop factory worker sing,
Allison, stop it! You need two hands!
where we do water birth. Have you ever seen a water birth?
in the lesbian bathroom, right there.
CROWD: (CHANTING) Aladeen! Aladeen!
- LOOK! - AUDIENCE: Oh!
You have two bricks?
And I'd love to see the fireworks over the Statue of Liberty.
Let's now look back at the wonderful events of the past year.
(GRUNTS)
The line is still too heavy.
(CHEERING)
-(SOBS) - That's good. That's good.