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When you say "mistake," do you mean a fortunate mistake...
There it is. There's the spike.
...can have the qualities of a geographic location.
...the algorithms used by matchmaking sites are complete hokum.
My company designs the menus for The Cheesecake Factory.
If she can do it, I can do it.
...by unsupportable mathematics...
...and show it to us on this computer. Raj, get them some glasses.
Are you drunk?
How am I supposed to let it go? You used me for sex.
All right, let me restate that. It's very heavy and I don't want to.
Why? I mean, okay.
We're up on the roof bouncing laser beams off the moon.
I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion...
Right.
Okay, well, yeah, come on up.
...you might be able to provide a fresh perspective.
Great. Maybe she can have sex with him and walk out on him the next morning...
- ...to be seen by the naked eye. - Naked. Heh, heh, heh.
...designed to prey on the gullible and the lonely.
Sheldon, the world is filled with dirty, discarded socks.