Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ask her to come up.

- That's a great question, Zack. - No, it's not.

Right now, Dr. Sheldon Cooper has to send an e-mail to his perfect match.

...how would you prefer I do it? The standard "I told you so"?

You know who'd really dig seeing this experiment? Penny.

Oh, thanks, I'm not hungry.

- Should we invite them to the party? - No, just keep walking.

...and let the light bounce back into this photomultiplier.

That I've heard on multiple occasions.

...and you said it didn't mean anything, it was just for fun?

...between afternoon and evening: preevning.

- I gotta run. Early shift. - Okay, I'll walk down with you.

I was drunk, I was lonely, I hated Zack.

Are you expecting me to offer an explanation of human behavior?

I was thinking tonight maybe we could catch a movie.

I'm making English muffins. Would you like an English muffin?

I presume to shower and vomit.

"What is your attitude towards online dating?"

In what universe is that "lightly toasted"?