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we/re gonna have sex!
- You don't know we're wrong yet. - Haughty derision it is.
I tell you, this is my new Grey's Anatomy.
...that there are man-made objects on the moon...
Screw you, guys. I'm gonna go see if she's home.
GOOD GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
Oh, yeah, tonight's not great for me.
...tomorrow at 4:30, you could meet a woman...
- Since when? - I'll show you a picture...
Damn you, you rat bastard.
Yeah, look. Breasts and everything.
So, listen, what are you doing tomorrow afternoon?
Who's going to tell whom about what?
...put there by a species that only 60 years before...
Twelve, if you count the ones who showed up and left.
Don't worry about the moon. We set our laser to stun.
Hi, Leslie.
Most of it is being applied to unraveling secrets of universe...
Well, mission accomplished.
He didn't find a wife.
I was a perfectly happy, geeky, little lonely guy...
- What? - It's a time of day I invented.
Bummer.
The dating site matched a woman with Sheldon.
May I buy you a beverage?
FYI, my noise-canceling headphones proved ineffective last night.
- Holy crap. - What?
He is right, though.
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