Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Don't say it's Terminal.

You know, sometimes at night I just watch Jess sleep for hours.

Nonononononononononononnononononononononononononnonononono

Well, now, thank you, Brian.

Will you get me more salsa?

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

I vow to honor you and cherish you

But these past weeks

since I went to see The Peanuts Movie.

Bee Movie (2007) Bee Movie (2007)

Jess? Are you okay?

See? I told you. But at least I don't have cancer,

Turns out their story has a very happy ending.

but you don't really own anything, do you?

I'm still recovering from that one thing you did

on lame, dying network TV.

that was so obscene, it couldn't even be described

You actually say what's on your mind.

He called me a dick earlier.

I beg to differ. I think I've got the lingo

and you're like, "Oh, God, it's Terminal.

but I'm gonna call you first.

I-I gotta... I gotta get a divorce.

It would be my honor

My name is Jess.

- Like, zero chill. - I can't understand you.

The people, the music...

so now he's not into her, either.

if you spent the rest of your life

having my appetite back.

you'd be marrying this woman if she wasn't going to die

And, Brian, when you learned Jess had only weeks to live,

I-I was thinking maybe you could move in with me and Jess,

Oh, Brian. Yes!

because I-I know you'd want to be with her for her final days.

You look like a baby doll found in hurricane rubble.

That chocolate thing from the bucket list?

Cancel HBO now.

Is Bernie Sanders here bothering you?