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Only when every single person is finished having the greatest night of his or her life
- We're not gonna go see them play. - Why not?
If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask.
That's the problem. I have to get to Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour.
But, I mean, you guys are such an inspiration to the rest of us,
Bros, this party is awesome! You are true friends of the Fighting Hens.
and drive all the way out there again tomorrow.
Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo
- I'm Rachel Sondheimer. - Wait a minute, Lily.
OLDER TED: Which brings us to Thursday.
I can jump that far.
- Our bar would be awesome. - And dude, dude, dude, dude,
Who wants a beer, huh?
a great name for a bar!
We should buy a timeshare. Of course! We should buy a timeshare!
(BELL RINGING)
- Where is she? - Seattle.
Ted, there's two college girls outside, and they look easy!
- Go, Hens! - Go, Hens!
the older guys who never showed up and whose approval they now crave.
We are not the "maybe we can come see you play" guys.
It's pretty nasty out there. I don't think they're coming.
...microbrew.
We would tell each other what we had to eat that day.
- We should buy a bar. - Of course, we should buy a bar!
Well, maybe you just think they're stupid
All right, I guess you have a point.