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We are not the "maybe we can come see you play" guys.
All right, I guess you have a point.
- Our bar would be awesome. - And dude, dude, dude, dude,
I can jump that far.
- Where is she? - Seattle.
- We're not gonna go see them play. - Why not?
We would tell each other what we had to eat that day.
Only when every single person is finished having the greatest night of his or her life
Ted, there's two college girls outside, and they look easy!
- I'm Rachel Sondheimer. - Wait a minute, Lily.
the older guys who never showed up and whose approval they now crave.
OLDER TED: Which brings us to Thursday.
It's pretty nasty out there. I don't think they're coming.
(BELL RINGING)
That's the problem. I have to get to Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour.
We should buy a timeshare. Of course! We should buy a timeshare!
and drive all the way out there again tomorrow.
- Go, Hens! - Go, Hens!
a great name for a bar!
If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask.
Who wants a beer, huh?
Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo
...microbrew.
But, I mean, you guys are such an inspiration to the rest of us,
Well, maybe you just think they're stupid
Bros, this party is awesome! You are true friends of the Fighting Hens.
- We should buy a bar. - Of course, we should buy a bar!