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Only when every single person is finished having the greatest night of his or her life
...microbrew.
We should buy a timeshare. Of course! We should buy a timeshare!
We would tell each other what we had to eat that day.
All right, I guess you have a point.
(BELL RINGING)
OLDER TED: Which brings us to Thursday.
It's pretty nasty out there. I don't think they're coming.
We are not the "maybe we can come see you play" guys.
- Our bar would be awesome. - And dude, dude, dude, dude,
and drive all the way out there again tomorrow.
- I'm Rachel Sondheimer. - Wait a minute, Lily.
I can jump that far.
Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo
Who wants a beer, huh?
That's the problem. I have to get to Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour.
the older guys who never showed up and whose approval they now crave.
Well, maybe you just think they're stupid
- Go, Hens! - Go, Hens!
- We're not gonna go see them play. - Why not?
Ted, there's two college girls outside, and they look easy!
But, I mean, you guys are such an inspiration to the rest of us,
If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask.
- Where is she? - Seattle.
a great name for a bar!
Bros, this party is awesome! You are true friends of the Fighting Hens.
- We should buy a bar. - Of course, we should buy a bar!