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- Our bar would be awesome. - And dude, dude, dude, dude,
- Where is she? - Seattle.
I can jump that far.
- We should buy a bar. - Of course, we should buy a bar!
Ted, there's two college girls outside, and they look easy!
- We're not gonna go see them play. - Why not?
Who wants a beer, huh?
...microbrew.
a great name for a bar!
But, I mean, you guys are such an inspiration to the rest of us,
Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo
the older guys who never showed up and whose approval they now crave.
Only when every single person is finished having the greatest night of his or her life
Well, maybe you just think they're stupid
We would tell each other what we had to eat that day.
It's pretty nasty out there. I don't think they're coming.
That's the problem. I have to get to Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour.
We should buy a timeshare. Of course! We should buy a timeshare!
- I'm Rachel Sondheimer. - Wait a minute, Lily.
We are not the "maybe we can come see you play" guys.
(BELL RINGING)
and drive all the way out there again tomorrow.
OLDER TED: Which brings us to Thursday.
Bros, this party is awesome! You are true friends of the Fighting Hens.
- Go, Hens! - Go, Hens!
All right, I guess you have a point.
If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask.