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- We should buy a bar. - Of course, we should buy a bar!
Only when every single person is finished having the greatest night of his or her life
I can jump that far.
- I'm Rachel Sondheimer. - Wait a minute, Lily.
It's pretty nasty out there. I don't think they're coming.
We would tell each other what we had to eat that day.
Ted, there's two college girls outside, and they look easy!
Well, maybe you just think they're stupid
We should buy a timeshare. Of course! We should buy a timeshare!
and drive all the way out there again tomorrow.
If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask.
...microbrew.
a great name for a bar!
- We're not gonna go see them play. - Why not?
the older guys who never showed up and whose approval they now crave.
But, I mean, you guys are such an inspiration to the rest of us,
Bros, this party is awesome! You are true friends of the Fighting Hens.
(BELL RINGING)
- Our bar would be awesome. - And dude, dude, dude, dude,
That's the problem. I have to get to Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour.
OLDER TED: Which brings us to Thursday.
Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We are not the "maybe we can come see you play" guys.
- Go, Hens! - Go, Hens!
- Where is she? - Seattle.
Who wants a beer, huh?
All right, I guess you have a point.