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Who wants a beer, huh?
- Where is she? - Seattle.
I can jump that far.
- Our bar would be awesome. - And dude, dude, dude, dude,
If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask.
Bros, this party is awesome! You are true friends of the Fighting Hens.
(BELL RINGING)
OLDER TED: Which brings us to Thursday.
Well, maybe you just think they're stupid
All right, I guess you have a point.
That's the problem. I have to get to Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour.
We are not the "maybe we can come see you play" guys.
- Go, Hens! - Go, Hens!
Only when every single person is finished having the greatest night of his or her life
We should buy a timeshare. Of course! We should buy a timeshare!
It's pretty nasty out there. I don't think they're coming.
- We should buy a bar. - Of course, we should buy a bar!
Ted, there's two college girls outside, and they look easy!
and drive all the way out there again tomorrow.
...microbrew.
But, I mean, you guys are such an inspiration to the rest of us,
the older guys who never showed up and whose approval they now crave.
- I'm Rachel Sondheimer. - Wait a minute, Lily.
a great name for a bar!
We would tell each other what we had to eat that day.
Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo
- We're not gonna go see them play. - Why not?