Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Go, Hens! - Go, Hens!

We should buy a timeshare. Of course! We should buy a timeshare!

It's pretty nasty out there. I don't think they're coming.

If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask.

- We should buy a bar. - Of course, we should buy a bar!

a great name for a bar!

- Where is she? - Seattle.

- I'm Rachel Sondheimer. - Wait a minute, Lily.

We are not the "maybe we can come see you play" guys.

Only when every single person is finished having the greatest night of his or her life

OLDER TED: Which brings us to Thursday.

Bros, this party is awesome! You are true friends of the Fighting Hens.

But, I mean, you guys are such an inspiration to the rest of us,

Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo

We would tell each other what we had to eat that day.

I can jump that far.

- Our bar would be awesome. - And dude, dude, dude, dude,

All right, I guess you have a point.

Well, maybe you just think they're stupid

Who wants a beer, huh?

Ted, there's two college girls outside, and they look easy!

- We're not gonna go see them play. - Why not?

That's the problem. I have to get to Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour.

the older guys who never showed up and whose approval they now crave.

and drive all the way out there again tomorrow.