Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We're not gonna go see them play. - Why not?

OLDER TED: Which brings us to Thursday.

Only when every single person is finished having the greatest night of his or her life

Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo

and drive all the way out there again tomorrow.

- I'm Rachel Sondheimer. - Wait a minute, Lily.

We should buy a timeshare. Of course! We should buy a timeshare!

We would tell each other what we had to eat that day.

Bros, this party is awesome! You are true friends of the Fighting Hens.

I can jump that far.

It's pretty nasty out there. I don't think they're coming.

All right, I guess you have a point.

That's the problem. I have to get to Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour.

a great name for a bar!

We are not the "maybe we can come see you play" guys.

Ted, there's two college girls outside, and they look easy!

- Go, Hens! - Go, Hens!

the older guys who never showed up and whose approval they now crave.

Well, maybe you just think they're stupid

- We should buy a bar. - Of course, we should buy a bar!

But, I mean, you guys are such an inspiration to the rest of us,

- Our bar would be awesome. - And dude, dude, dude, dude,

- Where is she? - Seattle.

If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask.

Who wants a beer, huh?