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But, I mean, you guys are such an inspiration to the rest of us,
and drive all the way out there again tomorrow.
Well, maybe you just think they're stupid
...microbrew.
We would tell each other what we had to eat that day.
- Where is she? - Seattle.
a great name for a bar!
- We should buy a bar. - Of course, we should buy a bar!
Bros, this party is awesome! You are true friends of the Fighting Hens.
- Our bar would be awesome. - And dude, dude, dude, dude,
Ted, there's two college girls outside, and they look easy!
- I'm Rachel Sondheimer. - Wait a minute, Lily.
It's pretty nasty out there. I don't think they're coming.
- Go, Hens! - Go, Hens!
Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo
Who wants a beer, huh?
We should buy a timeshare. Of course! We should buy a timeshare!
- We're not gonna go see them play. - Why not?
OLDER TED: Which brings us to Thursday.
That's the problem. I have to get to Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour.
I can jump that far.
Only when every single person is finished having the greatest night of his or her life
(BELL RINGING)
We are not the "maybe we can come see you play" guys.
All right, I guess you have a point.
If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask.
the older guys who never showed up and whose approval they now crave.