HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
And they wanted me to die So I turned around and ran
-What? -I mean, here.
-Catch up on chores and housework? -Hell yeah.
There are actually 25.
Right, but where? I don't recognize this. Maybe because it's night?
-Dianne -Hit a snag, what a drag
Probably fell down there. Gone forever. Bye-bye earring.
Gonna dance till the end of time Let's turn it up
That's weird. Let me just go through them again.
-Look, there's a door. -Where we going?
Maybe there's some wiggle room with that one?
that she can take care of her brother out of the house at night,
This is so cool.
Dianne
Oh, God. I cost him his job.
Plus I bet we have something to drink at home.
-So cool. So natural. -So natural.
There are plenty of tour guides who do Seinfeld, Friends, Sex and the City,
I did not account for this, no
Unprepared, he was scared and fled
-Look, any bite marks? -No.
-because I'm organized and I'm honest. -Just like in the bedroom.
When was the last time we had a date night?
That girl's way older than me and she's here with her dad.
I'm stuck. Help me. No, wait. Get away from me!
...tonight
Okay, you ruined it.
-That seems high. -It's a park. A big one.
It's better if you don't. You'd just be stealing mine.
Just did find and replace. Wherever it said "SEAL Team Six," I put "Bitsy."
You're right. We have to get home. Alone.
One receipt for $850 worth of worms.