Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Judging by the dust on everything, no one's coming. Ever.
Well, don't just stand there. Move the dumpster.
-Wow, really? -Yup. The receipt's all I needed.
Oh, shoot. We have, like, ten minutes to get home.
No, I think you can pull that off.
He's texting. He just wrote, "Super forgot about the park audit. Must happen today."
He is a grown-up. His name's Zoom though, but okay.
And I'll be with him. Let me show you how responsible I can be.
What? Wendell's back? He just did our quarterly.
I'll call the mayor and tell him that his park manager is an honest man.
He had the courage to stand up to those sticky bandits
and they're gonna ask their parents if they can do it by themselves.
Before we start our Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour,
And Macaulay Culkin Delivered that horse baby
Okay. It's okay. It'll be okay. Mama's here.
-'Cause we're living-- -Wait. We have to go out.
But on 12 conditions.
I did not account for this Didn't count on this
I didn't buy the park, I never married. I never had children.
Now it's just part of Zoom's Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour
Little-known fact The script once featured a subplot
They're not for your safety, they're to protect my intellectual property.
But look what's happening
Fine. Text me if you're getting killed.
Should we talk about that?
If anyone in this operation has ever so much as taken a dime
I thought my idea was pretty good too, but whatever.
-Okay. Great. -That's it?
There's rungs and you have feet, so...
text your dad and me the words, "I'm alive."
Live it up tonight
-Oh, good. Lots of cabs. -So many cabs.
If I don't help my kid sell these scented candles,
I did not account for this Didn't count on this