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The other night...
Hey, kiddo.
...say this, but I think that we...
You ever think about coming home?
Well, have you kissed anyone recently?
- I like the haircut, by the way. - Yeah?
I was just trying to get a head count for the event.
So do you go to a lot of these kinds of events?
...you were lucky to be able to hang in there after all that foreplay.
We've waited a long time to...
You tried to jump that fence and your pants got caught.
Were you able to sleep at all?
Of course.
Hi, Marissa.
Yep.
Thanks.
...we were to slow it down a little bit?
- I put up with your father. - You never wanna do anything I like.
...to have...
Dating the homecoming queen.
Besides, I'm busy tomorrow. I'll be at the singles' dance.
Plus, I know where you live.
...I was hoping I might run into you.
- I'm sorry. You were right. - It's okay. It's okay.
I'm a virgin.
When you put it that way...
I'm not gonna be your sloppy seconds, ass-face.
God, I hate Valentine's Day.
- I'm so sorry. - I know.
We'll keep our windows closed.
Why didn't you tell me?
Maybe we just weren't meant to be together.
- You're joking. - I put up with your father.