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Theresa. If she's here, I want her to know I'm not gonna lose you.
I couldn't bear the thought of you being alone on Valentine's Day.
- Look, if you want another shot... - No. No. Believe me.
- Now? - It'll be as hard for me as it is for you.
Sorry, it's none of my business.
- You know, the thing about Ryan... - No, this isn't...
You okay?
...it doesn't mean she is. - I'm always ready to go.
- Your new restaurant? - In fact, I was wondering...
...if you wanted to be the first customer.
- So you want to be my Valentine? - Yes.
Things last night with Ryan went terribly. I think he hates me.
What's that?
Home's Ionely these days.
But with everything that's happened, it just...
...you kind of are.
- See you there. - Not if I see you first.
- I've heard that from you before. - You'll hear it again.
There was also sort of a whiny noise that came out towards the end...
The situation with Summer is murkier now than it was before the awful fish sex.
- Why? - Me and Marissa.
I’m not gonna be your sloppy seconds Ass face
Is that supposed to keep me away?
What about you? Wanna skip the event?
Marissa doesn't live here anymore, Luke. You know that.
- For what? - The Valentine's Day Single Dance Gala.
Once we thought she was in London, but she was on a friend's boat...
Oh, these are your friends and neighbors. Sorry.
I'm not gonna stand here and pretend like I'm your girlfriend when I'm not.
Well, it's not ticking, so it can't be from your mom.
...just down here in the harbor. - Boat, huh?
...whatever we wanted to in the carpool. And you let us watch R-rated movies.
- So you guys had sex again? - if you can call it that.
If you want to skip it, I'd be more than happy to. Believe me.
There was someone else in the room? Like, filming us?
I wouldn't refer to it as fish sex.
I hope so.
Well, only because he expects you to. It's crazy.
- Are you working here? - Yeah.
What are you doing here?
Sorry.
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