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- You missed your calling, boy. - Yeah, Deak. I even bought it.
They have to be armed to detonate.
Ha ha ha! Wrong.
These tracks curve east before Salt Lake.
Pretty soon these things will be absolutely useless.
- All set. - We'll be right along.
Go to war.
Hale!
But I think I gave us too much time.
It's the nuke! It's open! It's wide open!
Good morning, gentlemen. So, do I wake the President?
Get rid of your weapon.
- Yeah. - Bullshit.
Last night Clyde radioed me...
This place has been prepped. Deak's been here.
You hear that?
Aah...
Shut up.
How you doing?
I still got my finger on the trigger.
If we're successful?
You really love this shit, don't you?
She was probably just hallucinating.
Stop!
- General. - General.
Terry, you been through the Needles entrance?
or equipment failure, but what if he meant...
Uhh!
Nap of the earth all the way.
Well, what have we got?
One footprint takes centuries to repair.
That's an awesome responsibility, isn't it?
- You OK? - Yeah.
We can get your people in here. Then I can go feed my dog.
Looks like there's just two of them.
That's what's bothering me. I think he planted it...
When you fly with nuclear weapons,
- Where are you taking us? - Back to the elevator.
Fred. Uh, who's Fred? Your boyfriend?
We'll secure the whole area.
We're fine. It was underground.
except for the President and you guys?
Smile, boys. We're about to retire.
And don't forget to say hi to Johnson for me...
We're just cold. Just need to get warm.
If it had been a surface detonation,
I'll keep these together. If one goes off,
Get down!
Ohh.
Park ranger.
So far, we're not picking up any.
100% pussy
You'll hide the warheads in radiology...
I was afraid you'd say yes...
I can't do this.
We got one.
How far downriver does this path go?
I think you've got more guts than he does.
Get rid of your weapon.
The trucks! Now, you listen.
You show your opponent one thing,
You get to the phone, OK?
you want to show the bastards you're right.
And, Johnson, the clock is ticking.
Come on.
We'll just take away his reason for being here.
- Ready, captain? - On your command, major.
I mean, come on.
I'm not on the mood.
might say I haven't got the guts.
Oh, God. What is it this time? Another UFO?