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From this moment forward, we're not gonna make any more toys.
I'm parked behind Neil. The minivan, I just had it washed.
Attention you hooligans behind that snowbank!
Is the cocoa, caroling and fun
grow up.
Is that your idea of a night on the town?
Can he talk?
The duplicate will look and think just like you.
After quartile
But what am I gonna do?
Hey, Lucy, what have you got there?
- Enough with the questions. - You can't stop being Santa.
Cut the chitchat Chet
I think it makes you look hot.
It's Scott, isn't it?
(ELECTRONIC WARBLING)
Wow.
- I'm comin' after you, buddy. - Seven swans a-swimming!
(ENGINE REVS)
Let's call yourself the little nudge!
- Look, it just glistens. - Listen to me. I'm back now.
(LAUGHS)
- You ready, buddy? - All right. Let her rip.
and see who's still single out there and not too bitter.
You can't be two places at once.
What's the most important thing?
Ha-ha-ha!
and you still believed in Christmas.
Besides, reindeer are too stupid to make good pets.
I just couldn't sleep thinking about all those rules
It's been checked. Don't worry.
Spending any of that money on holiday decorations
Sounds like...
he's naked!!
28 days? So I've gotta find a wife by Christmas.
(GROANS)
(SINGING) Dashing through the snow
- Plenty of women at the mall. - Charlie!
Who are you?
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
Okay, okay, I admit it.
I was devastated.
Okay. What I think, folks, is that a lot of you have forgotten
Okay, elves!
- Yeah. - Why don't you just stay?
stop stop stand back
Name change for the Tooth Fairy. Yes or no?
- And I'm telling you why - Whoo!
Like he got a good night's sleep.
- Hear, hear. - What a lovely place.
Holiday
- Carol. - Uh-huh.
Come on!
Easter Bunny?
I've tripled the RAM and reconfigured the circuitry.
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
- He's just a baby. - All right.
No. Why would you think that?
- Why didn't Bernard tell me? - He's under house arrest.
Or, as I recall, Roy.
I'm talking about the packages that (WHISPERS) are backstage.
- Tracy! - Yes!
NAME FIVE.
He works with toys and these
The Holly Hobbie Oven!
(LAUGHING)
Carol, I...
Everything's going to be fine.
Well, I think he's learning at an excellent rate.
(LAUGHS)
Well, there is. I...
A person just wants something to believe in, you know?
Come on!
The DE-SANTIFICATION process HAS BEGUN!
(SHUSHING)
Take the hat off.
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Help
Yeah, sort of like some kind of magic.
Oh! Whoa!
- You're suspended. - But, Dad!
Whew!
He has most of Santa's memories.
Without further ado, let us convene the year-end conference.
I told you something personal from my childhood
Ho, ho, ho! You're doing a wonderful job!
- Santa, there's a clause. - That would be me.
Leave thy future and eternity reindeers behind!. Leave thy future and eternity reindeers behind!.
There was a first clause, but also a second clause.
- What's the bad news? - What do you mean?
Good! Movie?
He's waiting for us in Principal Newman's office.
- Well... - (LAUGHS)
Excuse me. Is there a rest stop between here and the end of the lecture?
That'll be able to leave a mark. Ooh.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- So you have a nice-guy side. - I'm a man of many sides.
- Is he all right? - ELF: He's okay, Santa.
and scrape off graffiti at 8:00 a.m.
- Do you want some cocoa? - Yes.