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- (WHISPERS) Buffalo. - Buffalo?
Hey, PBLA.. ---Sid
The de-Santification process has begun!
This won't hurt, except for the electric shock through you.
Not my problem. I have a detention group on Saturday.
with kids who tried to tell me that he didn't exist.
Everybody loves Christmas
Have a nice long break. Relax, everyone.
Ho, ho, ho.
Come on, pork chop. Bring it on.
How'd you get up here?
Hyah! Hyah!
Because I'm the head elf. I don't give bad news.
Nicely done!
And look at that face. There you go.
But do we still get toys?
All right. And all opposed?
The de-Santification process has begun!
- How come Uncle Scott was sad? - What makes you think that?
Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night!
(YELLING)
Let me handle this. You know what you did is wrong. Right?
Why can't you fly higher?
Who did?
Before you go, take a look at your watch.
(PLASTICKY SQUEAKING)
- I'm checking it twice. - I already told you!
I gotta be up here and I've also got to take care of Charlie...
Look out! You're scaring me!
- Where are you going? - I gotta deliver gifts.
Say hello to your elves.
THAT'S DELICIOUS! I LIKE COCOA! COCOA'S SUPERIOR REFRESHMENT!!
Is there anything else I should know about?
If you have no feelings for my dad, then fine.
Whoah-oh-oh!
That's why they give me the big belly, so I don't fall over! (CACKLES)
Come on! I don't think there's a woman out there
And occasionally a thin-crust pizza
- What did you have in mind? - We could...
Get off of me! Now remmber rules were- Ah! Help!
before you got up the courage to propose.
- It's okay. - BOY: Let's go!
If you would... (STAMMERS)
I'll follow all the rules.
Yes, I was looking for a wife.
- They're coming right at us! - Take us to Elfcon 3!
No. But knowing it isn't a burden.
I'll tell you what. If you can promise me you'll be good,
You look...
It’s a dance not dominoes
A battle of wits. It's a shame you come unarmed. Excuse me.
- BOTH: Miss Newman. - Principal Newman.
but otherwise, you're gold.
Hello, Principal Newman.
I know I'm asking you to leave everything at home,
(CLATTERING)
A squirrel?
- Not bad. - Not bad yourself.
- Possible oil flow? - Still analyzing.
- Why not? - Arrows have no effect on us.
It's the Mrs. Clause.
- So what work do you do? - I'm in the toy business.
And it was Santa's idea to call you the Molarnator.
Sweet, just like you.
I'm feeling much, much better.
He keeps upping the ante. This time he defaced school property.
I have to find a wife in...
But according to The Santa Handbook,
But I never told anybody.
- Yes? - I lost another tooth.
You don't know how fast.
By cuspids!
(CHUCKLES)
(PANTING)
Okay, all right. Here's what we need.
BUT FIRST, I'M GONNA BLITZ. READY, SET, Release freeze!
Thanks, Santa. You're the man.
♪You better try to watch out if you try to fall down.♪ ♪You better try to watch out if you try to fall down.♪
Snowballs, on three!
The suit, the red suit's real. The North Pole is a place.
I have to get married by Christmas Eve.
- Chet, whoa! - (MAD CACKLE)
- Are you gonna be mad forever? - Lucy!
Better and fresher somehow than he has in years.
Okay, everybody! Outside, now!
that doesn't mean takin' him out of school?
- Oh! - (ELVES EXCLAIMING)
I'm sorry.
(CHET BABBLES)
You wanna talk some trash? I'll talk trash with ya.
The only thing that's...
Yes! Sloppiness means mistakes. Mistakes aren't a good thing!
Addy
There are things about me you should know. Personal things.
I think Carol is right about the caroling!
Well...
What are ya doin'?
Would you be my wife?
What am I supposed to do? Grow wings?
Like he has time to take a nap!
left the business years ago.
Well, I could pick you up.
I just can't figure out... How did you do it?
(CHUCKLES)
B H
Where do you think you're going?
(LAUGHING)
I used to love Christmas, too.
Oh. (SCOFFS)
- Dad, it doesn't come off. - It's not supposed to come off.
Believe it or not, you have a great capacity for love.
Then I wouldn't spend so much time with you,
Yeah.