Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(CHUCKLES)
No, I didn't figure on falling in love.
Secret Santa Claus?
Let's go skating!
Holy Hannah, he's an action hero!
Hence, you've got to be careful where you put it.
Yes! What's fresh?
pppp
Oh, count the ways
three!
(WHISPERS) Lucy.
naughty kids get lumps of coal in their stockings. Right?
Not so far! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- That is really gross, man. - Shut up.
(SIGHS)
We have a blanket. We have a horse-drawn sleigh.
way! Whoo!
- Prancer's not this picky. - COMET: Yes, he is.
and the cot would be mussed and the carrots gnawed.
How did you know her name?
If you don't have the ball, get it.
Sir, you're gonna want to hear this.
That's gonna leave a mark. Ooh. That's gonna leave a mark. Ooh.
Here!
Take us to Elfcon 3.
Oh, dear. The de-Santification process has begun!
By the powers vested in me by me,
It's a great party.
Well, I've done a pretty rotten job.
No matter how many times you run that play, I never see it comin'.
But if the only reason for not being with him is
Come here, you! Come on. (YELLS)
and love and wonder.
- And he said no. - Whatever.
And I will be, as long as you continue to believe in me.
Ah.
Apparently, it's called the Mrs. Clause.
Yeah, tonight.
Let's call yourself the little nudge!
(GABBLES)
- What was that? - I don't know.
You know, I think you're gonna like it.
Cut the Chit Chat Chet!
You should be proud of your wings.
I will.
- Did they call you? - It's not like that.
ALL: It's naked!
That's when my parents decided to tell me to
- I gotta get married! - Yes.
Look.
Stay where you are! Don't be afraid!
¿Your Dad is fucking with Principal Newman? Next time if you keep throwing snowcums...
Someone could catch us at any moment.
Curtis, what is he doing in the naughty-and-nice center?
How did she do that?
(EXHALES)
Well, please tell me that it's early in his training.
but there's something about you that I like.
- That's weird, isn't it? - BOTH: Uh-oh.
(BELL TOLLING)
Oh.
I didn't get a toy
Right! I'll memorize everything in the book.
There you are. That's gotta feel good.
nobody was braver than you were today.
that you don't believe in him, you're making a big mistake.
Come here, big guy.
Could you possibly fly a little higher? Ow!
- (LAUGHS) - A laugh! Actual laugh.
You know what I'm gonna do? I am gonna look through my phone book
Consider the amount of gifts he would have to deliver.
(GIGGLING)
Don't listen to him! This guy's not Santa!
(SCATTING WEDDING SONG)
It was the only day that my parents didn't fight.
Opening to Frosty the Snowman/Frosty Returns 2001 dvd
Come on up and get the rest of your presents.
(SIGHS)
- That's beautiful. Look at 'em! - Yeah.
(DOOR OPENS)
We're really worried about Charlie.
Maybe your head's crooked.
You have snow fucked the wrong house
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
(SIGHS)
Hurry, hurry home
Let's see what this baby can do.
Rumblin', stumblin', bumblin'!
(WHIRRING)
That's a good gesture. The reindeer love carrots.
Boy, I'll tell ya, women are hard to figure out.
I thought I could create another Santa.
Santa shirts, reindeer skirts
(SCREAMING)
It's your future, Mr. Picardo. Keep this up
(GROANS)
I've got a good idea. How about we have some fun?
It's a gift.
Is your Dad fucking with Principal Newman? Throwing snowcums hardly again or screwing...
Stay away from my lead reindeer!
- See you both there. - You say both of us?
- What? - Ow!
You wanna talk some trash? I'll talk trash with ya.
I am too.
To infinity and beyond!
(GABBLES)
Sport, I gotta fly.
or risk the buffet, I don't think we have much choice.
I really put myself out there and that was not an easy thing to do
So, in case we don't see each other again...
Go fish.
- What do you have in mind? - Let me show you.
He knows when you are sleeping
- which is always such a pleasure. - Oh.
A top-rated public school. That takes effort. And money.
(DOOR BELL RINGING)
SCOTT: Hey, guys, back up. I've got a special place for him.
Grab of what?
- I thought you had Comet. - Yeah, we...