Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Watch out! The building! Left, left!

- Did you have a fight? - Sort of.

Why don't you buy yourself a wreath?

You know what the problem is? Excuse me, Neil.

I love you, Charlie. Thank you.

That's good. You just got yourself elected parent rep.

There are elves. They make toys. They're beautiful and it's real.

Come on! We got to get them before they get out the hole.

- The elves'll know. - But this would be a special toy!

What about the elves?

and a movie and a long winter night.

When we were kids, we used to do this to get a little extra cash.

My elfin pride blinded me to all reason.

Yeah, we have one, a school, but the elves need a new principal.

Forget about Principal Newman, all right?

A reindeer in training.

So as far as dating goes,

- Then I'll fall in love. - First of all, they're arrows.

- All right, I'll stay. - I'll get my coat.

Flatten the hills we go

Takin' a sleigh ride

Hence, tagging is serious. Hence, your presence here.

Yeah, I can't wait till it's over, though.

- He's right. - SANTA: This is all I want to do.

Some sweater. Like I should talk! (CHUCKLES)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

He knows if you've been bad or good

BERNARD: Santa, look forward and put on a smiley face.

Oh, so sorry! (LAUGHS)

Good job, Curtis.

You gotta focus, Chet.

- You gotta save Christmas. - How am I supposed to save...

You take us to Elfcon 1. Let's rig for silent running.

We don't need to rush things, Scott.

- Hi. - Oh. You look...

- with a secret Santa! Huh? - Oh.

And say the word that we've all been longing to hear.

My kid thinks I betrayed him.

with a flawless complexion, I might add.

- It's incredible! - Yes, it is.

Curtis, when are you gonna tell him?

I'm more interested in why this happened in the first place.

I want you to take this. Look into this and

What are you doin' up there? I can't see where I'm driving.

I was listening to a tape series on child development last night.

Did you... I told you about Baby Doll an hour ago and...

Oh, Christmas Day

Who cares anymore?

you won't be able to return to the Pole.

The toy will be up here melting in front of my fireplace.

- Thick or thin crust? - Thin.

I don't have a mom, so I wouldn't know about that.

- Better now? - It's gettin' there.

If you have the ball, run to the end zone.

Okay, now, help me. Can ya move anything?

- Careful, it's hot. - Of course it is.

- Sandman? - (SNORING) What...

Whoa. Lost some weight there, huh? Slim-Fast?

He’s just a baby

You have no idea how hard it is, walking around with that secret.

Oh, well. The town'll break the fall.

Community service?

(DELIGHTED LAUGH)

But you've known me your whole life.

Please, don't give up hope.

What do you think, Laura? Honestly, what do you think? Huh?

That's nice. I have a little announcement to make.

- SANTA: Bernard. - (SIGHS)

You better not pout

We have to focus, all of us, on the goals ahead.

You're doing great. Dial it down on the ho-ho-ho's,

And, Charlie, we'll talk about the suspension.

Aren't you forgetting something?

They don't have a good sense of humor like me.

What's bothering you?

Eat some roughage, will you?

- It's not a problem. - Okay.

I don't know. But Charlie has something he wants to tell you.

I'd like to thank you for being such a gracious host.

Spray on some flocking

- They're not too girly? - Not on you.

Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up!

That'll be so able to leave a mark. Ooh. That'll be so able to leave a mark. Ooh.

- Lizzy Garcia. - Here.

I see you when you're sleepin'. I know when you're awake.

- Whoa! - (WHISTLES)

- These fit yesterday. - Hot cocoa for you.

the malls are filled with other "Santa Clauses."

There's never been a better Santa.

- Aren't you? - Aren't you who?

There's only one Santa.

Movie's okay, but the car was the star. '53 MG TD.

It feels like you're trying to get someone's attention.

(SPRAY PAINTING)

- Ho, ho, ho. - Santa?

You want the shoe? Take it off. Go ahead. Go on!

Milk wouldn't do it, cocoa is a little sweet,

Actually, Christmas Eve.

- Dad? - Hey, sport.

Weren't you supposed to get to work?!

- Take us to Elfcon 2! - Let's go to Elfcon 2.

That's not a bad idea.

I'd like to again propose a new name for myself.

(SINGING) The best thing about singing at Christmas