Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Or now? - Well...
I hear that you love this time of year also?
Curtis, get the door. It's a Tooth Fairy ambush.
¿Your dad is fucking with Principal Newman? If you keep throwing snowcums.
which means a three-month honeymoon for us.
If you can't support a woman's ambition,
It's because I never ate my green vegetables.
- Okay. - There you go.
- Get down on one knee. - Hmm?
It has a power reserve that measures how much magic you have left.
Say it don’t spray it
He's a Dane. He was wiping his nose on his sister's shirt.
Tell me about it! I have 33,000 offspring. All in private school.
PBLA Revolution
I'll ground him for two months.
(SIGHS)
- What's up? - Toy Santa's out of control.
Because I'm the head specialist. I don't do blackberries.
Faster!
and I got this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach.
Grace Kim.
Because I am the head elf,
Thank you. That's it, that's all Back to work please
So what do you do?
Okay. Go ahead.
That's every parent's dilemma,
So untie us. Let the elves go and give me back the coat.
- No way! - Way!
I feel like some Christmas!
I care more about you than anybody.
Okay.
Okay? Okay.
I'm a little tired, Dad. I'll see you in the morning.
(SIGHS) So I was mistaken when I saw this bag of gifts.
- Neil, any theories? - Well, frankly, I have several.
Leave my future and eternity reindeers behind!. Leave my future and eternity reindeers behind!.
Look out!
- Easy, boys, easy. - (CHET GROANS)
- He's had a lot of crash time! - Curtis!
Yes, there you are! Merry Christmas.
And pretty much the last that I have.
He knows that I've been bad
You know, I was exactly your age when I found out my dad was Santa.
And the thought is important to them, too.
- Sure, it's straight. - Uh-uh.
The de-santafication process has begun!
- Chet! Chet! - (CHET CACKLES WILDLY)
Okay, then. Well, wish me luck.
This is great. (LAUGHS)
Laura says we have a lot in common.
My Charlie. My son Charlie? He's on the naughty list?
Hold on.
- Do you want a cookie, Santa? - Do I want a cookie?
(LAUGHS)
I would caution you all, not to point, or stare. Or use the word plastic.
- Plaque Man. - (SNORTS)
SANTA: Okay, try it now.
She's afraid these are decorations for the caroling.
Santa? We need to talk. Santa? We need to talk.
Hyah!
Since you've been gone
I wish I could do more, but I gotta go.
Are you telling me that clause says if I don't get married,
I'm not this size much. I'm usually much bigger than this.
I don't want to.
If you're not willing to dance or laugh or flirt
Oh.
- Works every time! - I can't watch this.
It's Indian teas and it's a lot of salves and stuff. It's...
to make better use of the electromagnetic energy.
Oh.
Santa, if the elves find out we've made a switch... (GASPS)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Oh, Santa, we're in way over our heads here.
Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus?
- What are you doing? - Just shoveling.
Three!
Do you eat your green vegetables?
- Here, why don't you sit down? - Oh, thank you.
And one day, I came home with a bloody nose.
I am... (LAUGHS) The Molarnator!
(CHUCKLING)
- But I couldn't tell anybody. - I can't tell anybody either?
- Beautiful? - Yes.
How could this happen? Is this what you were trying to tell me?
- Brought you coffee. - Thank you.
- What's going on? - I'm checking the naughty-nice list.
This place is all about magic
- What are you talking about? - I look like a limesicle.
(GURGLING)
Those Big Alliances are Bad Boys and Girls! Coal for Everyonr this Christmas!
And she has a beautiful smile.
(GASPS)
No, I mean the secret Santa thing.
(BLOODCURDLING CRY)
As promising as this sounds, I don't need help with this area.
Easter Bunny?
(REINDEER BABBLES WITH EXCITEMENT)
(WHISTLES)
- Number two, tell him now. - Tell me what, guys? Come clean.
You are a sad, strange little man.
You know I didn't break any of the rules,
This is a lot of fun!
Even the principal needs a Christmas gift.
I'm not gonna lie to all the elves.
(GROANS)
You better watch out
Okay.
IT'S A SHAME YOU COME UNARMED. EXCUSE ME.
Maybe you can be.