Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I shouldn't have done that.
- Thought you liked the sweater. - We'll talk later.
I hereby loved to see this before I hereby was becoming a kid! I hereby loved to see this before I hereby was becoming a kid!
(TRIUMPHANT LAUGH)
- And Roy. - (LAUGHS) Roy! No.
Oh, there's none back there.
I thought only swimmers shaved their legs!
Playtime’s over splodge
Try to... This is just too tight.
- Hmm. Have you seen that thing? - I've seen it.
I've got something for you.
What you did in there tonight for everyone was wonderful.
Ho, ho, ho! You're doing a wonderful job!
Who you callin' pork chop, meatloaf?
I don't know.
This from someone in a diaper who shoots people's butts!
That's the rule. I like the rules.
Whoah-oh-oh!
- So what are you gonna do? - I'm going to geometry.
The children of the world don't deserve presents.
[Chet Babbles]
This is all my fault.
(VOICE BREAKS) Come here.
Ah!
Wait a minute. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Okay. I'll help you up.
people max out their credit cards... It's noisy.
Hello?
No?
- (HUMMING TUNE) - Santa Claus is coming to...
And I'm there whenever you need me.
Hike!
Boys! One, two, three!
- You all know Charlie. - Oh! I love Charlie!
- We should get going. - Oh, okay.
. .
Curtis, in case you haven't noticed, this time of year,
There aren't any packages backstage.
I see where this is going. I am not getting in that machine.
(GROANS)
This is not a good time, Abby.
- It's snowing. - Oh.
Well, let's try to be specific, shall we?
Don't be embarrassed. My parents are divorced.
Everybody loves Christmas
Community service
- Did you investigate us? (LAUGHS) - No, I wouldn't do that.
You better not cry
Don't try to make me cry.
I'm a puzzle. I'm a Rubik's Cube with pants.
When did you become such a cynic?
We try to cut most children slack this time of year.
That's delicious! I like cocoa!
Do it. Now.
Here she comes. Duck down!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Nothing tropical. You do not want to see this in a Speedo.
that toy Santa is me.
It's okay. Curtis is a very old friend.
And the next year was a little red wagon,
In a strip-mining machine
That'll be able to leave a mark soon. Ooh. That'll be able to leave a mark soon. Ooh.
- Almost done. - Okay. I'm not leaving.
I think Santa feels a little BUZZ!
That's what I was gonna say, that it should be snowing!
Come on.
(KLAXON BLARING)
It's so cold up here. How can you not be freezing?
I want to be free yeah, to feel the way I feel
Ever seen a toy do this?
Is that so? Are you absolutely sure about that, Pamela?
Drop the snow ducks,.. fuck them away from their snowcums.
Whoa.
Yo, Tony! Hey, Brian, stop me!
- Good night. - Night.
I asked Dad to play golf today….. and he said, “no”
What? Why would you ask me something like that?
Merry Christmas, Comet!
Get this. You gotta fly both of us back to the North Pole.
Then let's not let it get to zero!
Yeah.
I hate to blow my own horn.
Besides, Prancer had too many apples. We know what that means.
He's headed east toward the main entrance!
One, two,
Santa was always there for you.
(CHUCKLES)
(SQUEAKING)
When you were little and alone...
(FEEDBACK)
(SIGHS)
Watch him. I'll be right back.
And you only have 27 days to find a wife or you're out?
That's what I've been saying all along.
I cannot continue being Santa unless I find a Mrs. Claus.
- As a singer-songwriter. - No way!
Everybody, you dumb idiots! Get to work!
Put a smile on that face, little troll!
(CHRISTMAS SONG PLAYING)
Nice!