Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For you to come back! (LAUGHING)
How’s you like to be dead
Wait a minute. Cupid! Cupid, come over here.
Ho, ho, ho!
Almost there, boys. Let's go!
- I need you to look at this. - All right!
Two!
I go down chimneys with burning logs and I still deliver gifts.
Your old man was a high-school legend. A double letterman.
Hey, lady!
Fellow council members,
- Now, look at me. - Mmm-hmm.
It goes on and on.
In Denmark, there's a guy named Sven Halstrom right here.
Fume breaker Scp 106
What do you mean it's not straight?
- Who is that? - It was Chet.
CHET: Oh, Chet...
Bar prep be like
- It's at 10. - That should be enough.
I mean, if I don't get married, I just won't deliver the gifts,
Oh. If you spent more time with your son, there'd be fewer problems.
BOTH: Get on with it!
- Would you excuse me? - Mmm-hmm.
Leave thy future and eternity reindeers behind!.
I can deal with business up here.
Hike!
(GABBLES)
CHARLIE: You don't care anymore.
Name five.
Curtis, what do you say we get you headphones this Christmas?
Don't be home too late.
Good, Carol! This is great sleigh-riding conversation!
Good morning, Principal Newman.
All right, boys!
Perfect job on suspension, you guys. Thinkin' outside the box. I love it.
You have to push it to start it. Other than that, it's perfect.
- Captain Floss. - Nice!
No, they're not. They're easy.
- Or now? - I can't see anything.
It was you. I know it was you.
Curtis, a friend from Buffalo.
But I don't want to keep you from your date, so...
Things have gotten a little too sloppy around here.
All in favor of a name change for Tooth Fairy?
Pull.
You love me?
What?
Guessing is gone. It was wrong what you did.
We have a partridge in a pear tree.
(FOOTSTEPS)
- What? - Oh, my!
(SHUSHING) Tooth Fairy, it's me, Santa.
You better watch out
Leave my future and eternity reindeers behind! Leave my future and eternity reindeers behind!
- How much time do I have? - 28 days.
I'll take a look at it over at my desk.
Let's call yourself the little nudge!
Hello, Charlie.
He's locked up the elves, shut down the workshop,
Come on!
- Go! Go! Go! - (CHET BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Your dad is hanging with Principal Newman?
(LONG GROAN)
He's just a baby
3 x 2 x 8 x 19 x 7 x 8311 x 582 x 22 x 82 x 4 x 692829 = 1.54380246 × 10^20
- What do I do? - Slow down.
Oh, it's heavy like a bag of gifts.
What is it, Charlie?
Eating sugar is bad for you.
- What's going on down there? - Are you sure about this?
- Curtis? - What?
Charlie, this is really dangerous.
- Is there a problem? - No, no. I just...
- I lost it! - What do you mean, you lost it?
Have you noticed the hallways? Not a decoration, not a twinkle light,
(HOOVES CLOPPING)
Here we go. Let's just order a pizza.
Okay, we have cocoa.
That's good.
That's okay.
SANTA: They pile on! (GROANS)
Racing green, wire wheels. Beautiful.
ELVES: Whoa! Whoa!
I didn't check the list twice.
(ENGINE POWERS DOWN)
- My dad is Santa. - Oh, please. Not you too.
Where did... Who did this?
because it is the key to being Santa.
6, 6, 6. Six, six, six.
(WHISPERS) Thank you. I've got it from here.
(MACHINES STOP)
I asked him to stick a straw in his nose and blow bubbles in his milk.
HE’S JUST A BABY
- What do you need? - Shoot me with a dart.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
He's too quick! He spins! He moves! He's on the way!
- Santa already checked it. - No, I didn't.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ Fuck yea that felt greaaaaat~