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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Not good enough. Feel my vinyl tendrils.
(HUMMING SPIDER LOVING SONG)
(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
We shall stay and fight the evil that is Betamax.
-Have you heard of deadlines, Naboo? -I know about deadlines.
Oh, no, yeah, I did. I remember now, she was one hot piece of tape.
I've been up for four days, I don't know what's right and wrong anymore.
for those one and a half minutes of pleasure.
This place is bullshit. Where are the bars and the women?
(WOMEN CHEERING)
Monkey?
(SINGING IN SPANISH)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
What are you trying to say to me?
That's not the reason, jerk-off.
-Keep that going. -What about this?
And now I'm going to rewind you, like the bitch you are.
The reason why I'm angry is that many years ago
♪ Trousers of the past ♪
The town is under a curse from the evil bandit Betamax and he is coming now.
♪ Come on, I'll give you Spider loving ♪
My wife was like all women, strange and evil
Hey, Carlos, baby. Yeah, man, it's me, Spider Dijon.
Just passing through. Sparkling water please.
It makes a mockery of humanity the things men will do
What do you mean?
See this pocket? That's for your library cards.
I am the eagle.
♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving ♪
But there is one place we forgot to look.