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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
See this pocket? That's for your library cards.
But there is one place we forgot to look.
Hey, Carlos, baby. Yeah, man, it's me, Spider Dijon.
Not good enough. Feel my vinyl tendrils.
I am the eagle.
Just passing through. Sparkling water please.
-Have you heard of deadlines, Naboo? -I know about deadlines.
And now I'm going to rewind you, like the bitch you are.
I've been up for four days, I don't know what's right and wrong anymore.
(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
(HUMMING SPIDER LOVING SONG)
This place is bullshit. Where are the bars and the women?
-Keep that going. -What about this?
Monkey?
It makes a mockery of humanity the things men will do
We shall stay and fight the evil that is Betamax.
for those one and a half minutes of pleasure.
My wife was like all women, strange and evil
♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving ♪
(WOMEN CHEERING)
The town is under a curse from the evil bandit Betamax and he is coming now.
The reason why I'm angry is that many years ago
♪ Come on, I'll give you Spider loving ♪
What are you trying to say to me?
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
(SINGING IN SPANISH)
♪ Trousers of the past ♪
What do you mean?
Oh, no, yeah, I did. I remember now, she was one hot piece of tape.
That's not the reason, jerk-off.