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I would score that first goal
My dad thought I could be great someday,
Yeah, weird and real. Just like...
Than scoring on your own goal
Okay, pops, would you mind?
Adult adam: While my mom was trying to hurt erica's chances on the sat,
Maybe, instead of being a total putz,
And make sure he stays safe?
My mom changed her tutoring tactics.
You're an idiot. But we all know how you really feel.
When you're in a fight,
Look...
And maybe in a year or so...
With words of support and encouragement.
That, my friend, is what it means to be a dad.
What? These are way too hard.
Where you introduce me as your older sister, barbie, to the cute tas?
♪ in a big country
Do you mean that? I don't.
How's it supposed to impress me
A family-size bottle of ketchup...
And I didn't want to let him down.
(bell dings)
Dad's not hiding his face in shame.
Oh, boy. Don't stop. Keep going.
Nerd punch! Aah!
You seriously won't let me go
Do I?
Barry was teaching me how to hurt people on the ice.
But when I force him to play against his will,
Or in a bad part of south philly,
A time-honored tradition for the goldberg gang.
...And hang out with you and your girlfriends
1,280. What?
Yeah, space stuff.
Lesson six...
Well look who it is.
And you think that that's supposed to make what you did any better?
But you actually helped me boost my score by like 100 points!
You're an idiot. You can say it all you want.
Got it.
Even so, my dad dragged his ass
Use your stick, just like I taught you!
This is the year that adam scores his first goal.
My dad raised us watching the flyers
And I will bring you tang and I'll iron your space suit
I told you, flyers got to hit to win.
So I thought, "there has to be
You got it when I say you got it.