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When you're in a fight,
1,280. What?
Yeah, weird and real. Just like...
You seriously won't let me go
And I will bring you tang and I'll iron your space suit
What? These are way too hard.
Got it.
A time-honored tradition for the goldberg gang.
Dad's not hiding his face in shame.
My dad raised us watching the flyers
But you actually helped me boost my score by like 100 points!
And you think that that's supposed to make what you did any better?
And make sure he stays safe?
Barry was teaching me how to hurt people on the ice.
(bell dings)
Lesson six...
You got it when I say you got it.
With words of support and encouragement.
Adult adam: While my mom was trying to hurt erica's chances on the sat,
My dad thought I could be great someday,
Well look who it is.
Than scoring on your own goal
This is the year that adam scores his first goal.
I would score that first goal
...And hang out with you and your girlfriends
Do I?
You're an idiot. You can say it all you want.
Where you introduce me as your older sister, barbie, to the cute tas?
How's it supposed to impress me
Yeah, space stuff.
Maybe, instead of being a total putz,
That, my friend, is what it means to be a dad.
Or in a bad part of south philly,
My mom changed her tutoring tactics.
Nerd punch! Aah!
♪ in a big country
Okay, pops, would you mind?
I told you, flyers got to hit to win.
Do you mean that? I don't.
You're an idiot. But we all know how you really feel.
Look...
So I thought, "there has to be
A family-size bottle of ketchup...
Use your stick, just like I taught you!
And maybe in a year or so...
Oh, boy. Don't stop. Keep going.
But when I force him to play against his will,
Even so, my dad dragged his ass
And I didn't want to let him down.