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Murray: No! He aimed. He shot.
Any explosions at the test center.
Making a sci-fi movie.
Honest question... When you wrote this,
What are you doing? (chokes)
Okay.
Any questions? Aren't all those penalties?
(chuckles) weird word.
Adult adam: While my dad's attempt at bonding was an utter failure,
Just so I can give you a hug.
Okay, I was selfish.
You better come over here and hug your mama
(gags) stop doing that.
But don't worry. I hired someone else.
If the situation presented itself
I'm a moron?
Well, that's exactly the reason I didn't want to go in.
Well, you're going in there, so I guess you're a moron.
Just to see you every weekend if I have to.
Do you know why I won't let him quit?
In case you want to give that
And back to stupid.
Only a moron would go on a ship by himself.
It... Stanford's just so far away. I...
Nerd punch!
(pops reading) "I feel that I could...
I'm who with the what?
"to run backwards in a zig-zag pattern."
Hey, dad, check it out.
Although, technically, star wars was a western,
Adult adam: It was February 25, 1980-something.
And ricochets into your own goal.
Oh, it's much worse than that.
Hey, study buddy.
Good, 'cause now an alien attacks your face
You can't do that! Oh, I can.