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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Alright, youngin, we can do this the easy way
some Little Debbie Cream Pies and --
First up, we have little Danny Ray Johnston
[ Sneezes ]
Hey What’s going on squealing
[ Crickets chirping ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
I know I'm not the greatest mom in the world.
dr julius hibbert 800
You should just feel lucky that you have a partner
Okay, doctor, I'm ready for my shots.
Eric, you have to be a big boy.
[ Snoring ]
And I get it from both sides
Eric, I've been speaking with your mother...
Our school now has a very strict policy
Eric, you know I only want what's best
Sweet. But, Eric, you really have to do it this time, okay?
[ Crickets chirping ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
You know why the Chinese buy our weed?!
[ Crickets chirping ]
Yeah, yeah, come on. Thomas and Laura.
This might very well be a world record
on the Internet, and I don't know.
*pig squealing*
Our school now has a very strict policy
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Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Gearshift slides ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
and th-th-they didn't catch you anyway.
[ Cheers and applause ]
$300,000!
Our school now has a very strict policy
¶¶
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That is for genital warts.
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
¶¶
Eric cartmen get in punished for flu shot
¶¶
How many thousand dollars has Tegridy Farms made selling weed?
I'm afraid there's some bad news. Bad news?
Our school now has a very strict policy
Our school now has a very strict policy
300
[ Squealing continues ]
No, Eric!
I did catch 'im!
¶¶
I'm trying to provide for them by running a business!
I'll be right back, you guys.
[humming "Widget the World Watcher" theme]: Waah wah wah waah wah wah waah waah waah!
When there's no more hockey
Eric, you know I only want what's best
¶¶
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
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¶ Happy 300, Tegridy Farms ¶
You said you could catch him!
I understand. No, you don't!
ANNOUNCER: There he goes folks! Dear Lord, he's a slippery one.
[ Squealing continues ]
you're seeing here, folks. [ Squealing continues ]
That's just it. [ Inhales ]
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Noooooo!
I'm sorry but I have a lot of other patients to see.
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Towelie: I got some weed, and...
My son h-hates me.
[ Screaming continues ] [ Banjo music plays ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
Our school now has a very strict policy
*pig squealing*
it's Big Mesquite Murph.
We're going home? You promise?
I know I'm not the greatest mom in the world.
I'm going to do the only thing I know how to do.
It's a 300-palooza!