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*pig squealing*
Towelie: I got some weed, and...
Eric, I've been speaking with your mother...
That is for genital warts.
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
$300,000!
I know I'm not the greatest mom in the world.
I'm trying to provide for them by running a business!
[ Screaming continues ] [ Banjo music plays ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
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I'll be right back, you guys.
300
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I'm sorry but I have a lot of other patients to see.
Yeah, yeah, come on. Thomas and Laura.
I understand. No, you don't!
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on the Internet, and I don't know.
That's just it. [ Inhales ]
Eric, you have to be a big boy.
You said you could catch him!
No, Eric!
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This might very well be a world record
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It's a 300-palooza!
Hey What’s going on squealing
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Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
ANNOUNCER: There he goes folks! Dear Lord, he's a slippery one.
And I get it from both sides
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[ Crickets chirping ]
[ Sneezes ]
[ Crickets chirping ]
First up, we have little Danny Ray Johnston
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dr julius hibbert 800
You know why the Chinese buy our weed?!
Sweet. But, Eric, you really have to do it this time, okay?
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Alright, youngin, we can do this the easy way
Eric cartmen get in punished for flu shot
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*pig squealing*
We're going home? You promise?
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When there's no more hockey
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you're seeing here, folks. [ Squealing continues ]
Eric, you know I only want what's best
I know I'm not the greatest mom in the world.
[ Squealing continues ]
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[ Snoring ]
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Noooooo!
some Little Debbie Cream Pies and --
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
[humming "Widget the World Watcher" theme]: Waah wah wah waah wah wah waah waah waah!
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[ Gearshift slides ]
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I did catch 'im!
Eric, you know I only want what's best
[ Crickets chirping ]
and th-th-they didn't catch you anyway.
Okay, doctor, I'm ready for my shots.
[ Cheers and applause ]
How many thousand dollars has Tegridy Farms made selling weed?
it's Big Mesquite Murph.
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Our school now has a very strict policy
I'm afraid there's some bad news. Bad news?
[ Squealing continues ]
My son h-hates me.
I'm going to do the only thing I know how to do.
¶ Happy 300, Tegridy Farms ¶
You should just feel lucky that you have a partner