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Our school now has a very strict policy
I know, Randy.
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We've broken $300,000 selling weed.
[ Sirens chirp ] ¶ China, China! ¶
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¶ Happy 300 to us ¶
Our school now has a very strict policy
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[ Crickets chirping ]
but I remember back when you, Sharon, and you, Shelley,
So you go along with society
Your mother received a heavy dose of vaccine
Thanks for making Tegridy
Our school now has a very strict policy
Well, you just sit tight.
Tegridy Farms! Hello, South Park!
Leave my son alonnnneeeeee!
and, actually, if just one person doesn't --
No shots! No shots! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
to one per million vaccinations,
Our school now has a very strict policy
Our school now has a very strict policy
He has not been immunized since kindergarten.
[ Toys rattle ]
Everyone has to do it, or it doesn't matter!
that just gave that girl her DTAP booster
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
duffman 600
[ Crickets chirping ]
so if you'll take your shots, then I'll agree.
[ Crickets chirping ]
It's just my strong, personal belief that
A conscientious objector?
Our school now has a very strict policy
What's that? [ Indistinct chatter ]
Hey, what's going on?
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Everyone has to follow protocol or it puts everyone at risk.
¶ Happy 300 to us ¶
[ Glass shatters ]
This is Big Mesquite Murph. How can I help you?
[ Cheers and applause ] [ Gate rattling ]
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What I care most about is the safety of the students,
[ Squealing ] Butter's Dad: Thomas! Linda!
Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Crickets chirping ]
It's like it could run two places at once.
Eric, you know I only want what's best
No, I don't have to get my shots ever!
a nightmare for me. Goodbye, mother.
Okay, doctor, I'm ready for my shots.
¶ I'm headin' on down to Tegridy Farms ¶
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Okay? See? We got the present.
The CDC, the FDA, UNICEF, and the US Department of Health!
[ Crickets chirping ]
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