Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ Crickets chirping ]
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Eric, you know I only want what's best
and, actually, if just one person doesn't --
The CDC, the FDA, UNICEF, and the US Department of Health!
so if you'll take your shots, then I'll agree.
a nightmare for me. Goodbye, mother.
What's that? [ Indistinct chatter ]
but I remember back when you, Sharon, and you, Shelley,
Well, you just sit tight.
I know, Randy.
to one per million vaccinations,
He has not been immunized since kindergarten.
So you go along with society
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Okay, doctor, I'm ready for my shots.
A conscientious objector?
duffman 600
We've broken $300,000 selling weed.
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¶ I'm headin' on down to Tegridy Farms ¶
Our school now has a very strict policy
Our school now has a very strict policy
Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Toys rattle ]
Leave my son alonnnneeeeee!
Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Squealing ] Butter's Dad: Thomas! Linda!
[ Glass shatters ]
that just gave that girl her DTAP booster
Thanks for making Tegridy
Hey, what's going on?
[ Crickets chirping ]
No, I don't have to get my shots ever!
Okay? See? We got the present.
It's just my strong, personal belief that
[ Crickets chirping ]
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It's like it could run two places at once.
This is Big Mesquite Murph. How can I help you?
Our school now has a very strict policy
¶ Happy 300 to us ¶
Our school now has a very strict policy
What I care most about is the safety of the students,
Our school now has a very strict policy
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[ Sirens chirp ] ¶ China, China! ¶
[ Crickets chirping ]
¶ Happy 300 to us ¶
No shots! No shots! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Everyone has to follow protocol or it puts everyone at risk.
Your mother received a heavy dose of vaccine
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Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
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Tegridy Farms! Hello, South Park!
[ Crickets chirping ]
Everyone has to do it, or it doesn't matter!
[ Cheers and applause ] [ Gate rattling ]
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