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[ Squealing continues ]
¶ Happy 300 to us ¶
Or did you forget that? I hate marijuana!
¶¶
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Hey, folks, let's hear it for all these wranglers tonight.
I've got $300,000!
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[ Crickets chirping ]
Randy: ¶ Goin' down to Tegridy Farms, gonna have myself a time ¶
Bender holding a flu shot When I see Eric Cartman’s panties in his penis
¶ It was la la la China! ¶
and he squeals like a little pig.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Grunts ]
making me artistic. [ Sniffles ]
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[ Softly ] Eric...
Our school now has a very strict policy
One toy, Eric!
but you'll just have to figure it out.
Not to be a dick,
Our school now has a very strict policy
chalmers 400
but I'll get him! Yeah?
And -- And I said I believe that "health and disease
¶ Da-da-ya-ya history! ¶
[ Squealing continues ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
until you've taken Eric to the doctor,
Hey, what's going on?
And besides, I don't want to risk immunizations
Mom
Monster!!!! Running to the pipe!!!!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
He stuck him in the left buttocks!
[ Garbled ] Nobody understands.
Ugh. Finally! I gotta get out of here.
You should've thought about that before you made this house
Our school now has a very strict policy
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ANNOUNCER: Good evenin', everybody,
Well, Eric, nobody likes shots. They're just a fact of life.
¶ China, China! ¶
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[ Squealing continues ]
Okay, doctor, I'm ready for my shots.
[ Gearshift slides ]
I'm afraid I haven't been very kind to that partner lately.
[ Gearshift slides ]
Randy, we all try to do the best for our family.
They're having an all-county mandated immunization
[ Gearshift slides ]
No, no! Nooo!
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No shot, no toy!
Now this hog you got here, he's contained,
completely painless for him, okay?
The little boy's room is upstairs.
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Our school now has a very strict policy
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all our new customers in China!
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
ANNOUNCER: Dear Lord, we are goin' on 16 minutes here
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[ Gearshift slides ]
[ Gearshift slides ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
Then you try to catch him! You try it!
[ Gasps ] Shelley! I hate marijuana,too.
Then you turned into an asshole.
Our school now has a very strict policy
Everything's gonna be fine.
Hey What’s Going On?
Eric, when I was at the store, I got you
Our school now has a very strict policy
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I'm sorry.