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[ Garbled ] Nobody understands.
Hey, folks, let's hear it for all these wranglers tonight.
Randy, we all try to do the best for our family.
The little boy's room is upstairs.
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all our new customers in China!
Our school now has a very strict policy
ANNOUNCER: Good evenin', everybody,
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
[ Squealing continues ]
Okay, doctor, I'm ready for my shots.
Ugh. Finally! I gotta get out of here.
[ Gearshift slides ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
[ Gearshift slides ]
Monster!!!! Running to the pipe!!!!
¶ Da-da-ya-ya history! ¶
Then you turned into an asshole.
No shot, no toy!
Well, Eric, nobody likes shots. They're just a fact of life.
[ Crickets chirping ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
ANNOUNCER: Dear Lord, we are goin' on 16 minutes here
Our school now has a very strict policy
Now this hog you got here, he's contained,
and he squeals like a little pig.
[ Squealing continues ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
Then you try to catch him! You try it!
You should've thought about that before you made this house
¶ China, China! ¶
Hey, what's going on?
[ Indistinct conversations ]
[ Gearshift slides ]
Mom
¶ Happy 300 to us ¶
I've got $300,000!
They're having an all-county mandated immunization
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[ Gasps ] Shelley! I hate marijuana,too.
Eric, when I was at the store, I got you
until you've taken Eric to the doctor,
[ Gearshift slides ]
Hey What’s Going On?
[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Our school now has a very strict policy
One toy, Eric!
making me artistic. [ Sniffles ]
[ Gearshift slides ]
Not to be a dick,
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I'm sorry.
And besides, I don't want to risk immunizations
No, no! Nooo!
He stuck him in the left buttocks!
Our school now has a very strict policy
Our school now has a very strict policy
I'm afraid I haven't been very kind to that partner lately.
And -- And I said I believe that "health and disease
[ Squealing continues ]
Everything's gonna be fine.
¶ It was la la la China! ¶
Bender holding a flu shot When I see Eric Cartman’s panties in his penis
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but I'll get him! Yeah?
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completely painless for him, okay?
Our school now has a very strict policy
Or did you forget that? I hate marijuana!
[ Softly ] Eric...
chalmers 400
Randy: ¶ Goin' down to Tegridy Farms, gonna have myself a time ¶
[ Grunts ]
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but you'll just have to figure it out.
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