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It's not safe for our kids to be in this school!
It's just that every time I bring out that needle,
[ Crowd ohh's ]
but I'm gonna savor every minute.
[ Glass shatters ]
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[ Squealing continues ]
I got him locked in a pen!
[ Gearshift slides ]
[ Cartman squeals in distance ]
I'm afraid there have been... side effects.
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we can push our family away.
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The little boy's room is upstairs.
Wait, can I get a toy from the toy chest?
Oh, I don't know if I can go through with this.
Hey, what's going on?
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
You don't know how hard it is to be a parent!
Not to be a dick,
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[ Crickets chirping ]
but a government organization like a school
Our school now has a very strict policy
I -- I got greedy,
[ Gearshift slides ]
Big boys get a toy from the toy chest.
Our school now has a very strict policy
Eric, you know I only want what's best
Eric, you know I only want what's best
Our school now has a very strict policy
can still be at risk.
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[ Crickets chirping ]
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
Our school now has a very strict policy
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Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Telephone rings ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
Oh, Eric, I...
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You do understand that up to 5% of kids with vaccines
They try to give him his shot,
[ Inhales ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
When someone sneaks into my house while I’m sleeping
I'm a good mother!
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Our school now has a very strict policy
Our school now has a very strict policy
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You know, [scoffs] is it me
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
Our school now has a very strict policy
that we moved out here to get away from!
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[ Crickets chirping ]
[ Crickets chirping ]