Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello, Randy...
*perfect cut pig squealing*
Everyone put your hands together now for little
Shots?
"Tegridy Farms made $300,000 and all I got was high."
Our school now has a very strict policy
is going to be done my way.
Don't you dare question if I care about my child!
[ Gearshift slides ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
What if they made Token the way he is?
You try to do what's best for your family
Our school now has a very strict policy
Our school now has a very strict policy
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I'm out. [ Door closes ]
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Our school now has a very strict policy
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Our school now has a very strict policy
I happen to have... "religious, moral,
I don't know where to turn.
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No more selling to the Chinese.
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Where are you going in the vamoosh? STOP TURNING ME OR I WILL BURN YOURSELF YOU!
[ Cartman squealing ]
¶ Happy 300 to us ¶
[ Whistle blows ]
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When we're at the doctors, you can't change your mind.
[ Gearshift slides ]
Those are my beliefs.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
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[ Squealing continues ]
for my little snookums.
No, no! Nooo!
We're celebrating with new T-shirts!
[ Squealing continues ]
Okay, doctor, I'm ready for my shots.
[ Gearshift slides ]
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Hey, what's going on?
[ Crashing, glass shatters ]
Be a mom.
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
No more harassing home growers?
Nobody cares about your stupid $300,000!
I'm sorry. What were you saying?
Okay, doctor, I'm ready for my shots.
[ Sobbing ] Please! I've tried everything!
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¶ Happy 300 to us ¶
Our school now has a very strict policy
Yeah, I don't quite see how it's fair that
Eric, you know I only want what's best
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Oh, Eric, I...
I do the best I can.
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How much did you spend making that commercial?