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Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Sobbing ] Please! I've tried everything!
*perfect cut pig squealing*
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[ Gearshift slides ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
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Shots?
I'm sorry. What were you saying?
Our school now has a very strict policy
Those are my beliefs.
¶ Happy 300 to us ¶
[ Gearshift slides ]
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Nobody cares about your stupid $300,000!
We're celebrating with new T-shirts!
How much did you spend making that commercial?
"Tegridy Farms made $300,000 and all I got was high."
Okay, doctor, I'm ready for my shots.
Everyone put your hands together now for little
is going to be done my way.
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Hello, Randy...
Don't you dare question if I care about my child!
Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Squealing continues ]
No more harassing home growers?
Hey, what's going on?
When we're at the doctors, you can't change your mind.
Oh, Eric, I...
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You try to do what's best for your family
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Yeah, I don't quite see how it's fair that
Where are you going in the vamoosh? STOP TURNING ME OR I WILL BURN YOURSELF YOU!
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
Eric, you know I only want what's best
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I'm out. [ Door closes ]
I don't know where to turn.
No more selling to the Chinese.
[ Crashing, glass shatters ]
No, no! Nooo!
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¶ Happy 300 to us ¶
[ Chuckles nervously ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
for my little snookums.
I happen to have... "religious, moral,
[ Cartman squealing ]
I do the best I can.
What if they made Token the way he is?
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[ Squealing continues ]
Okay, doctor, I'm ready for my shots.
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[ Whistle blows ]
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Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Gearshift slides ]
Be a mom.
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Our school now has a very strict policy