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Eric, you know I only want what's best
What do you think's gonna be different next time you try?
It was supposed to make it easier on you,
[ Cartman squeals ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Quietly ] Fuck the Chinese government.
Other parents expect me to deal with Eric and --
I've got to get out of here!
And then you let half the town into my room
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to try and give me a shot against my will.
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[ Crickets chirping ]
[Screaming]
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[ Laughs ] This is it.
homeschooling with this really mean teacher.
he'll just -- he'll just have nothing!
[ Crickets chirping ]
You don't care how anyone else feels!
Okay, doctor, I'm ready for my shots.
[ Squealing continues ]
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
No shots! No shots!
Our school now has a very strict policy
of the tetherball pole at recess for the next two months?
It's to plant on their student protesters
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[ Squealing resumes ]
There are enough artists in the world.
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Our school now has a very strict policy
If Eric isn't immunized,
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[ Country music plays ]
No eating in my class I say
Eric, you know I only want what's best
'bout 100 feet in diameter.
[ Gearshift slides ]
[ Gearshift slides ]
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I didn't hear you.
Come on, Eric. We're going home.
Our school now has a very strict policy
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
Nobody thinks I'm a good mom,
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The little boy's room is upstairs.
and look over the town lights together?
Yeah, so what?
It's scary. [ Exhales ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Screaming continues ]
Alright, China!
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Here's some beads! [ Red Rockers' "China" plays ]
clancy wiggum 400
Get out of my way! Move it!
Domina domin
Oh! It'll just be for a second!
I will be up at 5:00 Me at 5:01
Our school now has a very strict policy
Look, I don't know what kind of mother
let's get you inside and get you some weed.