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Oh! It'll just be for a second!
Here's some beads! [ Red Rockers' "China" plays ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
No eating in my class I say
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[ Laughs ] This is it.
Our school now has a very strict policy
Yeah, so what?
If Eric isn't immunized,
Nobody thinks I'm a good mom,
I will be up at 5:00 Me at 5:01
I've got to get out of here!
[ Squealing continues ]
[ Screaming continues ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
I didn't hear you.
Come on, Eric. We're going home.
Alright, China!
Eric, you know I only want what's best
Get out of my way! Move it!
he'll just -- he'll just have nothing!
The little boy's room is upstairs.
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
Look, I don't know what kind of mother
And then you let half the town into my room
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It's scary. [ Exhales ]
and look over the town lights together?
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clancy wiggum 400
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Our school now has a very strict policy
No shots! No shots!
You don't care how anyone else feels!
of the tetherball pole at recess for the next two months?
[ Crickets chirping ]
Okay, doctor, I'm ready for my shots.
[ Quietly ] Fuck the Chinese government.
There are enough artists in the world.
homeschooling with this really mean teacher.
[ Country music plays ]
[ Crickets chirping ]
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[ Gearshift slides ]
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
[ Squealing resumes ]
[Screaming]
Our school now has a very strict policy
Eric, you know I only want what's best
What do you think's gonna be different next time you try?
Other parents expect me to deal with Eric and --
[ Cartman squeals ]
[ Gearshift slides ]
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Domina domin
It was supposed to make it easier on you,
It's to plant on their student protesters
'bout 100 feet in diameter.
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to try and give me a shot against my will.
Our school now has a very strict policy
let's get you inside and get you some weed.