Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

On a scale of one to Sir Michael Bolton,
My name is Scott... Jon... Dan... Steve.
Luckily, at the end of the road
What are you kids talking about?
we could have a nice day together after my royal wedding
Does the broken bed somehow fix all of this?
Now he's found a way to destroy me...
I'm gonna pick 'em up just to throw them away.
at my slightly big-nosed daughter.
a soccer hooligan named...
I was the one who was acting like a jerk.
We're leaving for the theater now.
Lin, I-I want to say something.
Ooh, a cruise liner. Fancy.
I consider this... this.
Are you talking about the bus?
No! But I do need your help!
Grr... (Police officer appears)
LADY AND THE TRAMP JUMP THE GAP
Or we could ignore it. That's romantic.
He lived there with his hooligan mate,
Johnny Nottinghill.
It's a fake one. It's my disguise.
tossed around in the river, Scottjon Dansteve
there was only one thing left to do:
ELLO! FOOTBALL TO YA!
♪ When you're jumping on the bed ♪
- It's part of life. Grow up. - Whoa. Okay, Tina.
(Woman teasing man) (Woman raspberry spit) (Woman dancing) (Man transfer to woman)
Go on with your story, Tina,
and I need a nobleman
They're kissing like crazy on top of the beefeater,
because broken beds usually are great.
Also, it's perfect timing, 'cause we're home.
Yes. Broken beds are incredibly good and great.
the laundry-nado continues to rip the town apart.
and dirty piles of laundry fly everywhere!
but he's got something to tell them. He says...
I saw the whole thing. It was awful.
They'll be too busy making awful middle-aged love.
- Argue, argue. Argue. - Argue, argue. Argue.
- every Valentine's Day. - Oh, here we go.
Well, hopefully, this movie will soften them up.
threatens the whole town, but they have no idea.
Are you saying "mine" or "mind"?
there's a ton of seamen all over the place.
Everyone starts jumping into the water
Hi!
LADY AND THE TRAMP WE HAVE TO JUMP THE GAP
the beefeater tells Scottjon