Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

who I am?
-Hey, we are not late. -What? -What?
the guy called later to follow up,
Something that Pop did not mention.
♪ She said she loves me ♪
you introduce Shy Baldwin, you leave the stage,
And that's what happens when you let someone
The obscenity law, when everything else boils away, is
I am not spending the morning with him.
There's one right there on your body.
Okay.
- But you told me to be here. - I know.
- Give me a fucking heart attack. - Christ, my fucking heart.
Hi! Hi!
Did you know about this?
Lenny Fring had to have cheesecloth,
♪ Tonight there's gonna be trouble ♪
and you're not fornicating with syphilitic poets.
Or, his dick was so big, the mohel had to bring a machete.
And... managed.
Who wants to see that?
Zelda was gonna bring the kids over the next day.
♪ 'Cause I was there ♪
I don't know what the hell to ask for.
neck-deep in my fur?
Oh, yes, Abe, it's my fault that she's like that, is that it?
if I'm not gonna act like a manager.
Look around.
What are some of your other phrases?
- I just told him. - He was asking me.
Hey, I spent a week learning this shit.
means that my point of view would be a deterrent
Tell me what other comics at her level
♪ Don't you be around ♪
Well, maybe they tell time like you do.
because you were a professor at Columbia?
I mean, we don't...
I was not that late.
You understand? This is business.
You know, what do leprechauns and guys with big dicks
Hmm. You don't sound bald.
Have you worn all these dresses?
- Fuck you. - This changes nothing.
everyone comes on for a chorus of "White Christmas"
- He was wearing a name tag. - I have a lot of cousins.
That psychotic giraffe of a woman
Okay, so I want to point out
A singer, I assume, sir.
- Better get one more. - Huh?
If you know anything about me,
about how I defended you, how I fought for you,
♪ A nightingale sang ♪
- Where does that door go? - I never saw that door.
That's the great Shy Baldwin!
Timing's good, too. Mom and Pop are in a good place,
Are you in? Yeah, I'm in. Me, too.
Hum a few bars?
♪ Was just as light ♪
♪ I know ♪
♪ "One more," gives me a look ♪
That's how I heard about this place.
- to be late in the Army. - I'll remember not to enlist.
♪ The strings play ♪
Really, it's no big deal at all.
Your optimism is contagious, Mrs. Moskowitz.
- If the drinks are strong and the music's hot.
♪ Be merry ♪
And it's not a dump? All I've seen are dumps.
I'm saying that a dishwasher repairman
- 12:30 is fucking late. - Still tapping.
This is ridiculous.
And then some.
I'm the new tenant. What the hell is going on in there?
Oh, can we get that? I would love that.
Hold on.
Okay, Georgie Jessel made $10,000 a week
♪ The stars shine ♪
A couple is coming in now, and, uh... Oh.
Oh, it's not like Psycho, with lots of four-letter words,
I could never be brave enough
You didn't call, either.