Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know what the hell to ask for.
That's the great Shy Baldwin!
That's how I heard about this place.
means that my point of view would be a deterrent
Oh, yes, Abe, it's my fault that she's like that, is that it?
♪ Don't you be around ♪
Your optimism is contagious, Mrs. Moskowitz.
Okay, Georgie Jessel made $10,000 a week
who I am?
A singer, I assume, sir.
♪ 'Cause I was there ♪
♪ Tonight there's gonna be trouble ♪
Hi! Hi!
♪ Be merry ♪
the guy called later to follow up,
This is ridiculous.
A couple is coming in now, and, uh... Oh.
Are you in? Yeah, I'm in. Me, too.
Who wants to see that?
about how I defended you, how I fought for you,
Hum a few bars?
- He was wearing a name tag. - I have a lot of cousins.
If you know anything about me,
And that's what happens when you let someone
♪ "One more," gives me a look ♪
- Better get one more. - Huh?
Lenny Fring had to have cheesecloth,
- Give me a fucking heart attack. - Christ, my fucking heart.
-Hey, we are not late. -What? -What?
- If the drinks are strong and the music's hot.
And it's not a dump? All I've seen are dumps.
I was not that late.
♪ The strings play ♪
- But you told me to be here. - I know.
Oh, it's not like Psycho, with lots of four-letter words,
Look around.
Hey, I spent a week learning this shit.
because you were a professor at Columbia?
And then some.
Something that Pop did not mention.
if I'm not gonna act like a manager.
Have you worn all these dresses?
Okay, so I want to point out
I am not spending the morning with him.
and you're not fornicating with syphilitic poets.
♪ She said she loves me ♪
♪ A nightingale sang ♪
And... managed.
I'm the new tenant. What the hell is going on in there?
There's one right there on your body.
Okay.
you introduce Shy Baldwin, you leave the stage,
What are some of your other phrases?
everyone comes on for a chorus of "White Christmas"
♪ Was just as light ♪
neck-deep in my fur?
Well, maybe they tell time like you do.
♪ The stars shine ♪
Really, it's no big deal at all.
Or, his dick was so big, the mohel had to bring a machete.
- I just told him. - He was asking me.
- 12:30 is fucking late. - Still tapping.
Hold on.
Hmm. You don't sound bald.
Tell me what other comics at her level
Zelda was gonna bring the kids over the next day.
That psychotic giraffe of a woman
I could never be brave enough
Timing's good, too. Mom and Pop are in a good place,
You understand? This is business.
You know, what do leprechauns and guys with big dicks
I'm saying that a dishwasher repairman
♪ I know ♪
- Fuck you. - This changes nothing.
- to be late in the Army. - I'll remember not to enlist.
Oh, can we get that? I would love that.
I mean, we don't...
Did you know about this?
The obscenity law, when everything else boils away, is
You didn't call, either.
- Where does that door go? - I never saw that door.