Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

George Burns made $10 a week in 1921.
- Take her. - Bye.
You owe me more than a call.
and with my divorce getting finalized now...
George Burns has fresh flowers, Cuban cigars,
I'm telling you for the last time, sir, sit down.
There's a place for everyone in the Army.
- As an opening act? - No, for The Phil Silvers Show.
Got to start acting like professionals.
It is freezing in here.
you quit Benjamin. I wouldn't be surprised
Wait.
I must assume that "for adults only"
- Can't answer that. - It's freezing in here.
We needed to make sure there were enough girls to go around.
And the price is locked in for five years?
If they call my name and I'm there,
How about big dick jokes? Catch.
- I do. - And yet you made me track you down.
He loved the idea of serving his country,
I just have to change and get back to the airfield.
Wait, I do? This isn't my set?
the "God made the body" paradox
for the rest of my life.
Geez, what part of Jersey are these woofers from?
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Well, then I don't want to hear about it
I won't sit down. I don't have to sit down.
Oh, I hate to show this crap to you kids.
♪ I'm dreaming of ♪
Well, the base is far.
I had to talk to your husband.
♪ To hear sleigh bells in the snow ♪
Buttons, buttons...
to "White Christmas," do you?
- except Mrs. Maisel. - What's a Mrs. Maisel?
Zelda makes $60 a week.
Susie is my manager.
So... here he is.
Hey. You said one night.
No, that is not a true story,
And we got some really weird asks, so be ready.
Când descoperă că ai comandat prea multe.
- Okay. - How we're gonna pay for it.
can watch you do whatever weird shit you do.
- Yup. Yup. - All of them?
I took you at your word and kept to the script.
Right. How about leaning? Where do you land on leaning?
That sets the tone for an entire life.
- He-He's just talking. - I mean it.
- You should go into comedy. - I did.
Another busload should be arriving soon
When you make $4,000, I make $400.
- Where are you? - What? Why?
- "Killing Men and Loving It." - Funny little lady.
I don't think he speaks English.
- Aw, shit. - Nah, it's fine. It's good.
Why do you live here?
- That's it, Bruce. - But, see, in our society,
Hi.
We were supposed to be here at 12:00.
Well, you sure know how to make a girl feel welcome.
I mean, look at this apartment.
Everything good? You need anything?
and such a nice guy, and he gave me my break.
have in common? They're hard to find and incredibly lucky.
You are frivolous and flighty.
- Look on the first floor. - Oh.