Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Happened twice.
♪ And children listen ♪
Mama. Mama, can we please
♪ Ooh ♪
World hula hoop champion...
of the community.
Okay. Good.
W-What if I don't know "White Christmas?"
plus I'll be subletting my apartment to Jackie.
You can't just say "wrong" to me.
- Oh, boy. - Yes. Well,
- I'm not on first. - That's not the point.
- You've got to give up. - Never.
I'm sorry I snuck out the other night.
♪ Do do-do do do-do do wop wop ♪
It needs to be steamed.
- So... - Ethan,
- This is my manager, Lou Rabinowitz. - Hello.
♪ Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition ♪
opening for Lenny Fring.
♪ I can hear the hound dogs on my trail ♪
I think you're oversimplifying my classes.
- Well, Bringle's got a... - Dick.
it wasn't a dick at all. It was a Richard.
and more clothes and...
Clothes and clothes
with the least amount of fabric involved.
So who else do you know? Annette Funicello?
Thank you.
♪ A white Christmas ♪
♪ So don't you be around ♪
Oh, and I suppose that's my fault, too.
You leased a space with a scary mystery door?
I feel nothing.
♪ And like an echo ♪
Blame me because he's not Che Guevara.
Here.
♪ Do do-do do do-do do wop wop ♪
Great downtown location, surrounded by subways.
That was your idea.
Tit’s Up
- No. - You sound fat on your albums.
But not too much more, but more.
He'll probably strike her, and, uh...
You are ignorant.
And I did take ballet as a girl.
Oh, no, you have to sign up. Did you sign up?
- Have I... - Because I don't think
Waking up every day, proud to be an American.
And the next thing I knew, she's talking to me
Excuse me. Please stop.
- Midge? - Yes?
The vacations, the dinners, the cocktail parties...
You don't live here. Not anymore. I forbid it.
Once again, the Silver Belles!
- Where's Shy? - I don't know.
Jesus.
No, no, she's saying,
Nobody's gonna tie you up. What kind of club?
♪ That's heaven to me. ♪
And other than saying I'd like for her to go,
This is a dance for the boys.
Thank you.
♪ And may all your ♪
- I don't. - We were looking through magazines, planning menus.
Wait. Moishe. Where's the kitchen?
I signed the lease, they gave me the keys.
- I'm out. - Hey, Myerson.
♪ Now please won't you stay ♪
- ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ There must be ♪
I just tell jokes, man, that's all.
Sorry. I'm trying to...
"Give Your Pistol Some Pizzazz,"
I don't know.
- I'm doing army time. - Good for you.
What?
Thank you and good night.
Jack Kerouac. On the Road?
♪ Must be one less angel ♪
- I'll call you later. - Bye.
At least this one comes with a bar, a stage,