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Rule number two for this performance?
Blame me because he's not a freedom fighter.
♪ Boom, shoo, dup, ba, dum ♪
We're gonna work on that.
but we still don't understand the point here.
I'm Mrs. Maisel. You boys stay safe out there,
Master of Ceremonies is Major Buck Brillstein.
Shall I leave you two alone?
it's not that I cannot repair a fucking dishwasher!
I have to.
♪ Christmases ♪
- It's dry clean only. - This is the big leagues, kid.
- No? - Seriously, break the logjam.
- The guy serving drinks? - My cousin.
♪ In heaven ♪
- So no dick jokes. - Yeah, keep it clean.
Geez, is that really the price? It's good.
Look, I understand you don't like it. I don't either, really.
Who doesn't know "White Christmas?"
♪ The night that you told me ♪
- I'm not gonna do that. - You have to.
I'm good, go.
hair pins, feminine products, whatever you need.
Zone of action.
- Who's Fring? - Doesn't matter.
Three hours
♪ In heaven ♪
George Burns made $10 a week before he met Gracie Allen.
Când descoperă că ai comandat prea multe halate medicale.
-We? -I'm your creative director. Try and stop me.
I am not a dishwasher repairman, Midge!
Chinatown. You think people will come
Oh, for God's sake, you should know him.
a ton of sandpaper...
- Come. - Oh, my...
- Yeah. - But that's $4,050 for you, and $450 for me.
and you're not growing a full beard
I don't know. You're so volatile.
Hello!
He's a bigger deal now... Got into zippers.
There's no choice there.
I signed a lease, I made a deposit.
Can I have a picture, Mrs. Maisel?
the last time he played the Blue Angel.
No, guys, no. I don't know people like that.
- Okay, what is happening? - What do you mean, "What is happening"?
No.
Sophie Lennon is my sworn enemy.
Oh, uh... What did they say?
What do you mean I need a weird ass?
Isn't frontal fire what you contract
- There's a clock involved. - Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
You knock 'em dead?
You're looking on the second floor, Shirl.
No. Jesus. You guys are so gullible.
taken seriously, she needs a weird ask.
I'm not mad.
No. Just your intro. When you do go on,
a kitchen, two bathrooms.
I'm sorry your hair's not unkempt
Friendly fire.
I'm sorry, what exactly do you expect me to do with these guys?
♪ Bustin' out, dead or alive ♪
♪ You move my way ♪
but you just scoff and pretend that he's nothing.
- Shit. Shit! - You can say that again.
I'm here and someone shows up who wants to talk to you.
when you have shock action with the wrong girl overseas?
- Very reasonable. - He'll say your name.
-our home anymore. -It was never ours. Columbia always owned it.
I am too angry to be mad.
You don't happen to know the words
Hi!
- Ah, sorry. - You got the cheeks for it.
- And then I pay her the rest. - With what?
I'm trying to find out some info here,
possessions and things.
♪ My baby said yes ♪
Thank you. So, it's nice to have you with us.
♪ So, woman, stay with a friend. ♪
Rose, tell me,
There's no kitchen on these plans.
It's my dream home.
You made it very, very clear: one night only.
- Who? - Sophie Lennon.
There's a dead rat over here. We'd have to get rid of that.
Now I don't have my bowling ball.