Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We used to date, so I know her inside and out.

- Can you stand it? - What? What? What? Come on, what happened?

Ma'am, I don't want to sound like a broken record,

Well, there is this new execution issue, so that's the priority.

Come on out, honey.

Who made this decision?

Lawyers tend to cover their bases.

Ma'am, I'm elated. This is great news.

I would be so pleased

Being the First Daughter is a big responsibility.

Well, the problem with Karen is that she's the president's best friend.

- Doyle? - Steve Martin's boring older brother.

I'll go write a draft. Come on.

No, every single day Americans do something that's heroic.

I want you to use your dirty hands, clean out your desk.

Oh, sorry for all this crap everywhere.

Yeah, oh, I'm the wheel-greaser.

This is hilarious.

- Hi, Jonah Ryan. - Oh, Jonah.

Okay, go get Danny Chung. Mike! Oh, my God!

What did I do in a past life to deserve Karen?

- So, what's... - Hear me out, Selina.

I understand you've been feeling up Jonah Ryan.

Come on out, honey.

- Yes. - Extraordinary.

- I love you." - Well, not like that.

Okay, he can practice the walk on his own time.

Have you heard of Mike McClintock?

- Is it good? - Well, I don't cook.

Are you trying to blow up the universe now?

- So why don't we just head this way... - This way?

Is it? We had coffee earlier.

- Something about resigning? - Yeah, he's stepping off the ticket.

This is Latinageddon.

Amy is too busy right now at the convention.

I love it when you tell that story. It's so funny.

- Oh, my God, Mike. You are gonna die. - Listen to this.

I subscribe to a "whistle while you work" philosophy.

The fact that you are a woman means we will have no more women presidents

I wish someone would sexually assault my staff.

I was gonna suggest Danny Chung.

My advice... Tom James.

I'm sorry. Again, thank you for asking.

You just put your head close to theirs, you let your lips touch, you know?